Sorry guys. Since we want to write a chap of joke book per day, I have run out of jokes. But well, I think if I focus I can think of some jokes. But since I know a lot about football (I think), I might as well write some football jokes. And this chap might be offensive.
Here goes nothing.
1. Who's your ally's son?
answer: Allison (Liverpool FC goalkeeper)
2. How do you beat Real Madrid?
answer: Just play like you always do. It's Real Madrid.
3. How do you beat Man City?
answer: Bribe the referee and VAR will do the rest.
4. How can PSG win the UEFA Champions League?
answer: Let's be honest. They don't stand a chance. They're literally cursed. (Hear me @WarriorOmega ) (WarriorOmega: I see you have chosen death)
5. Would you rather: Eden Hazard or Griezmann?
answer: if they're playing for their national teams, both. If they're playing for Real and Barca respectively, neither.
6. Who will win the Champions League this year?
answer: Idk. But it certainly won't be PSG.
7. Mo Salah or Sadio Mane?
answer: neither. Both are diving cheats.
8. Who's the most valuable footballer?
answer: Raheem Sterling. His surname is pound Sterling so it must worth the most.
9. Who's better? Chelsea, Arsenal or Tottenham?
Well, Chelsea is the best. They only lost 7-1 to Bayern on aggregate, and on the other hand Tottenham lost 10-3 in the two UCL group stage matches against Bayern this season. And the worst team among them is obviously Arsenal. 2 reasons: 1. They lost 10-2 on aggregate against Bayern in the UCL a few years ago. 2. They're ARSEnal.
10. David Luiz: I'm so hot!
Beggar: Well if you were hot I would've succeeded in marrying the most beautiful goddess. Which I didn't and got slapped a million times and got robbed by the goddess herself and that's why I'm now a beggar. And care to gimme a penny?
11. Manager: Take off your jacket. I'm subbing you on.
Random player: Man's not hot.
Cavani: Take off your jacket he's subbing you on!
Random player: But man's not hot!
Cavani: Who's not hot?
Random player: You! Look at your tragic hair!
suddenly some bird 's droppings landed on Cavani's hair.
Random player: Ah now that's an improvement! And you're a bit more hotter than before. And let's not mention the fact that you still look hideous. Now if you excuse me, I have a match to play.
Manager: Sorry I forgot you were suspended.
Random player: What?! Why?
Manager: Apparently the referee who refereed our last match felt that your comment towards the ref's decision was offensive. You're suspended for the rest of the season.
Random player: WTF? That son of a bitc* doesn't know what he's doing! He should've f***ed back home and had *** with his......
Manager: mumbles Well now I know how the ref felt...
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