Lucidity | BTS Crackfic (Kinda...)

Game on

11th August 2020 (Y'all see the date? I be bringing good kush from the future to serve y'all. Jk its most likely trash.)

Dream status: Fucked up.

The place where I woke up this time, seemed like those battle game arenas.

Certain parts of the arena were worn out as well, as if it weren't in use in a while. It had a certain blue and black lighting which made it look futuristic yet classy.

Aesthetics 💅

I tried getting up from the ground but it was simply too hard for me to do so. I learned that it was because I had been wearing a battle outfit. The ones you wore stereotypically in these Sci-fi games.

Coolio.

I slowly got up on my knees.

"Good babygirl. Now suck."

A figure appeared in front of me. One who I failed to notice earlier amongst all the 'looking around' I did.

I looked up to gaze properly at the figure who stood high above me but the stadium lights were simply too bright for me to make out his face.

What didn't go unnoticed by me although, was the bright bunny smile radiating light, which made it harder for me to look at his face.

Ay papi!

"The fuck." Was what I said.

Junghoe frowned.

"What do you mean, you lost a battle with me. You promised that you'd give me a blowjob if you-"

"Jungbitch get your ass over here I need help with Mario."

"The fuCK JIN! NOW!" Kook groaned.

"Yes. NOW, if you want to be fed for the remaining days of your life."

I didn't know weather to thank Jin or to yeet him out of my dream.

"Are they making out again!?"

WHAT.

"Yes." Jin sighed.

"I can't do anything about that now. Wait for a while and then go when they're done."

"Who exactly?" I cleared my throat.

"Don't bother this one's ten times disturbing." Jungkook rubbed his head.

... well shit. Had to live through this day. Thankyou dear subconscious.... And Violet.

(Author nim apologises for being such a fujoshi whore to ship Mario and Luigi and having no self control and content.)

"Why don't you stick around in here for a while until they're done." Jungkook advised.

"Sticking around here is like sticking your head out for execution." Jin sassed.

"Don't worry hyung. You're with the best player in here." Jungkook patted his chest.

Jin looked at me.

"Did he lie tho." I shrugged.

"Alright kook. I'll give you this one." Jin sighed.

"So, now what?" I asked after a very long pause.

"Now what? We sit and wait for Mario and Luigi to get done with their buisness."
Jin said.

"We could maybe play a match." Jungkook shrugged. "Get ready to suck my balls babygirl." He wiggled his eyebrows at me.

"I'd rather barf than even look at your peeni." I held showed him my middle finger.