Lucidity | BTS Crackfic (Kinda...)

bangtan monsters

7th August 2020

Dream status: Lucid I guess...

Waking up in a forest I felt very normal. I had grown accustomed to waking up in places I had no idea of.

I got up and sat up straight. The sunlight hitting my face making my eyes blurr.

I could soon feel the ground moving. An earthquake.

Or not.

I could make out a storm of dust coming my way.

They were animals.

No.

Pokemon.

This is what you get for playing with your DS till 2 in the morning.

The giant herd of Taurus dashed towards me as I ran into the other direction.

Wait. Why am I running again?

I suddenly stopped on my way.

I am dreaming. This is MY fucking dream.

The herd of wild bull Tauruses rushed towards me as I stood my ground.

"Oi girl what are you doing you out of your mind!?" I heard a voice call out for me.

"Get out of there! Another familiar voice called."

The herd of bulls soon ran past me as I stood in the middle. Scratchless.

Brushing off some dirt from my clothes I could make out two figures running towards me.

Ah there they come.

"Yoooooo that was great how'd you do that!?" Jimin asked with stars twinkling in his eyes making him look 10 times cuter.

I now completely understand what the k-army felt when she commented 'I am 6 years younger than you yet I feel like your mother' or something along the lines in that one Jimin v-live.

I feel you, underrated stan.

"Who are you? We've never really seen you around." Taehyung asked eying me.

"I'm Hailey." I say.

"And you must be Taehyung and Jimin." The two emitted a loud gasp.

"How do you know–"

"I'm psychic!" I say while smirking.

"Y/N is psychic." Jimin mutters.

....Y/N?

"Hailey." I correct him.

"Y/N." He says.

"... its Hailey. Hailey Minder... not Y/N."

"That's what he said." Taehyung said, puzzled.

The fuck now

"Let's introduce her to the others I bet they'll love her!" Jimin claps his smol chubby hands cutely making me melt on the inside.

"Yes Jimin-ah let's go!" I notice how Taehyung's giant hands engulfed Jimin's small ones as the two drag me along with them. Oblivious to my state which was practically uwu-ing herself out the solar system.

"Yerobun! Meet Y/N!" Taehyung shouts loudly."

"Why do you guys keep calling me Y/N—

🎶 Do you wanna be an ARMY🎶

🎵 Bangtan!🎵

🎶Do you have the skills to be🎶

🎵The biggest clown!🎵