Lucidity | BTS Crackfic (Kinda...)

PERSONA! Who da hell am I?

16th August 2020

Dream statua: IDFK NAN MOLLA MAN

I was awake. In a dream. Again.

And I was aware.

Kudos to my lucid dreaming.

This time around i woke up in a bedroom. A very normal one which had a boyish scent to it. The aroma felt great. It smelled like vanilla and baby lotion and overall really sweet.

I wanted to fall back on the sheets and enjoy the lively scent for a very long while but things never sceme to go my way in life. Even in my dreams, when I'm controlling it.

A knock on the door disturbed my moment I was previously having.

"Jungkook-ah get out of your room we have a situation here!" It was Yoongi's voice which I had without fail recognized. But why was he wheezing? He didn't seem like the type to.

It was mostly Jin who was in charge of the drama (and literally the plot Violet writes) in the group.

"Jeon JungBITCH I swear if you take another millisecond to get your thicc ass out of the bed I won't hesitate to drive you over with the truck they used in Hobi's CNS MV." Jimin threatened monotonously.

Wait, Jungbitch-

I nervously gulped and got out of my bed. Though something caught my attention.

Something between my legs.

Horror filled my eyes.

I had a dick.

A very giant one-

Clutching my legs together in nervousness I yelped as I had mistakenly crushed something down there in the process.

The exact something which had caused me to clutch my legs together in the first place. I regretted it now. Pain flooded my lower region as I crowtched down to the floor.

His thick thighs were sure enough to crush anything at all and I had proven it now.

"Um... Jungkook you ok?" it was Hoseok's voice.

"No." I sighed. Slowly getting up from the ground.

Opening the door I was greeted with six very familiar faces which I had grown accustomed to witnessing in my dreams.

Perks of being an ARMY.

I gave the men a questioning stare even though I was aware of what was going on. They must've swapped bodies as well.

"Okay so I'll quickly give you a summary of our situation..."

"We're... not in ourselves." Hoseok sighed.

"We've been over this like five times before your ass made an appearance." Jimin rolled his eyes, in a way which was highly unlike him. I could soon assume the one whose body got swapped with his.

"I... actually I'm not Jungkook either." I chuckled nervously.

"Wait wait wait so you're telling me that it isn't just the six of us? Cause we're all sure that all of our bodies got swapped amongst the six of us." Jin gasped cutely. The gesture reminding me of mochi.

"Not my little mochi..."

I nodded.

Hoseok rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Let me guess, Hailey?"

I smiled sheepishly.

A tired sigh escaped the six men. What other reaction did I expect tho?

"Wait so where's Jungkookie?" Taehyung's eyes glistened making him look identical to the '🥺' emoji.

"That stinky prick must be in the weird place possible." Yoongi huffed and rubbed his head.

I gulped internally. He was right. I always found myself in weird places and positions in my dreams.

Wait... I can fucking bring him here bitch I can control this dream!

Closing my eyes I placed my fingers on each side of my head.

"Is she about to take a shit in here?" I could hear Namjoon mutter. I was sure it wasn't him tho.

"Shut up." Taehyung boomed.

"DiNg DoNg."

It wasn't the calling bell.

It was a voice.

Particularly, my voice.

And we all knew who it was.

Jin rushed to open the door.

"Junkookie!" He hugged the boy tightly. It was a weird sight seeing the two execute such a gesture...

But it was even weirder that it was my body which Jin had been hugging. Not to forget that it was Jungkook inside my body.

^^ if that shit made sense.

"Where were you?" Jin asked fixing Jungkook's- My blue strands of hair.

"I happened to have woken up in a public bathroom... so I did the most sensible thing a man could do when they wake up in a female's body." He looked at me sincerely.

THIS MAN DOD NOT JUST CHECK MY ASS OUT-

"Get out of there and search a way back to the dorms." He finished after definitely getting a sense of my murderous thoughts.

I was relieved. Slightly disappointed-

"After having a good peak at her body of course." He winked grabbing my precious melons.

And that was enough to blow my head off.

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Supppppppp

I updated this trash can after a while lol

So to those of you who didn't figure out who's bodies got switched with whose, here

• Namjoon is in Hobito's body.

•Jin is in Yoongle's body.

• Yoongi is inside Jimin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Hobo is in Taehyung's body

• Jimin is inside Jinnie OpPaR

• Taehyung is in Namjoon's Body
(* gulps*)

Anyways take care

All the best to the ones whose schools reopen in a couple of days

Mine probably won't this year 🤪

I shouldn't get overjoyed cause idk when our lovely government thinks otherwise and we all have to get our ass back to school.

See ya~ <3

- Violet

Do I smell another part of this chap? 🤔