Lucidity | BTS Crackfic (Kinda...)

GIRL-Tan soneyondan

Look at me coming at ya'all with the lame titles 🤡

4th August 2020

Dream status: idk nan molla

I was on a bed. It was soft. Opening up my eyes I found myself in a cozy room.

The only thing 'odd' here was that...

Almost everything here was pink.

Walls, curtains, the bed, my sheets, the dressing table, closet. I felt my eyes start to burn with all the bright lighting.

I was used to waking up to the darkness of my maroon room. This was different.

Kicking off the bright pink sheets I walked over to the door. Peaking at myself on the way I was sure to notice the baggy grey pjs I was wearing — the only thing not 'pink' in the entire room. I hastily fixed my short hair. Something else which wasn't pink and rather a light shade of blue as I had dyed it earlier this week.

Finally getting out of the room...

I was weirded out.

The entire house was pink as well.

Now that's something.

"Up up up hoe squad. Breakfast's ready and I want your asses on the table right this INSTANT." a voice, manly yet feminine, spoke.

"Hailey, if you're up then get your bitchass over here and help me with this shit."

Assuming that the voice was probably coming from the kitchen at the mention of 'breakfast' I walked over my destination.

I was met with the back of a seemingly gorgeous woman working on the counter. She wore a pink apron.

Gay panick. I'm straight I swear

"Hoe stop drooling on this fatass and HELP ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

The loud voice brought me back from utopia.

She sure had a loud mouth. Not my type. Wait I'm strai—

I yoted away my thoughts and rushed to help the gorgeous looking woman with the plates.

Finally setting them all down on the dining table the two of us took a seat.

"I swear I sometimes feel like I'm living in a poultry farm with six other chickens. Ladies you up or are you still busy laying eggs in there!?" The woman yelled again.

"Turn it down will you Jia." Another female made an appearance in the dining room. She wore similar grey pjs like mine but the only difference here was that here's were plain grey and mine were a little blue-ish. I'm not a color person. I don't know my colors.

Wait. Jia?

"Turn it down! You're something aren't ya June. I've been calling for you all since the past half an hour but you all sleep with dicks stuck inside your ears!"

June.

"I hate it when Jia unnie curses early in the morning." Another— well actually two other females entered the room.

"It's ok Gigi. You know how she is." The other woman sighed. She looked taller with sharper and attractive features than the smaller but cute woman accompanying her.

"Its 12 in the morning. It ain't 'early' no more." Jia sipped her tea agressively. Eyeing each and every female which entered the room.

Soon I found myself sitting with six other hot and good looking females around me on a breakfast table.