You Want Equality, I will Give You Equality

Chapter 4

Izuku P.O.V.

I woke up early on the day of the entrance exams to stretch. After my 'prevent throwing out my back stretch,' I packed my bag with only the essentials: food, water, a good book, and my laptop.

Once I finished with all that, I did the only sensible thing I could in this situation. 

Wig on, practice my high-pitched voice, shades down, fake boobs up, and make sure my make-up is on point.

I looked at myself in the mirror and hoped to whatever deity was in the sky for this Mr. Potato-looking ass disguise to work.

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(Time Skip bought to you by Ms. and Mr. Potato fighting over the kids)

When I got into the gates of U.A. I was decently amazed at the architecture of the building.

"Damn, this place must be filthy rich, god I can't wait to graduate and cash in my first check."

???: "You can say that again!" I heard in a bubbly voice.

I turned around to see a round-faced brunette girl looking at me. Time to put my female voice to the test.

"Yep, the money is going to be worth all the trouble I went through to get here!"

???: "Most definitely, by the way, my name is Ochako Uraraka. What's yours?"

"Uuuhhhmmmm, my name is Umi Zumi?" This was legit the only name I could think of on the spot and I refuse to elaborate.

Ochako: "Well Zumi, it was nice meeting you, hopefully we both get into U.A.!"

"Yeah, totally" And with that she finally left me alone with my thoughts. 'God doing that voice is a pain in the ass.'

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The examinees once inside the school auditorium were separated into groups and sent to different classrooms took to take the written portion, which, once more not to blow my own horn, but I'm pretty damn smart so it'll be a piece of cake.

Taking a seat and starting the test, I look at the first few questions:

'How well do you currently control your powers? How do you define justice? What is the minimum amount of people you would sacrifice yourself for? How would you cope with the stress of knowing you have an extremely dangerous job? How would you balance work-life and personal relationships/commitments?'

ARE ALL THE FUCKING SUBJECTIVE?!?!

After answering those BS questions, I got to the real content such as history, math, geography, science, ya know, the real things that matter in life.

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Once completing the written portion everyone was gathered in the auditorium again for the fitness gram pacer test, the hero Present Mic explained the rules.

"YO, WHAT'S UP LITTLE LISTENERS."

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Complete and user silence. Hell, even the crickets are quiet.

"tough crowd tonight huh? no matter. ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. YOU GIRLS WILL BE GIVEN 10 MINUTES TO ROAM AROUND A FAKE CITY TO DESTROY 3 KINDS OF ROBOTS. THE 3 DIFFERENT ROBOTS ARE REPRESENTED ON THE SCREEN ABOVE ME."

Three different robots of varying sizes were shown on the screen.

"THE ROBOT ON YOUR LEFT IS THE 1-POINTER, THE ROBOT IN THE MIDDLE IS THE 2-POINTER, AND THE ROBOT ON YOUR RIGHT IS THE 3-POINTER. ANY QUESTIONS SO FAR?"