You Want Equality, I will Give You Equality

Chapter 9

Hey Izuku here, I just fucked someone in the ass because I felt like doing this shit. Alright, I guess I have to explain after that shitty cliffhanger in the last chapter.

All Might had everyone change into their super suit, I foolishly yelled out "HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT." I swear to you, 10 or 15 different girls got up and fuckin fought to give me my damn suit. I was pissed off cuz I couldn't even get it myself now. Todoroki ended up freezing everyone and getting it for me.

Oh shit, I haven't told you all about my SUPER SUIT. I guess I should explain it. It's a Fuckin Suit

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BUT IT'S SUUPPPEEEERRRR BITCH

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It is an actual 'Super' Suit. It looks like a normal suit but it's compatible with all of the mark suits that I've been building. That's all Bitch, back to my damn narration.

We all get outside to one of the fake cities, me being the innocent little bean that I am asked All Might, "WHERE THE FUCK DO YALL GET THE MONEY FOR THIS SHIT!" She just stared at me and began to sweat, looks like I know what I'm doing tonight.

All Might: "ALL RIGHT LIKE ALL MIGHT LET'S GET STARTED. Today We Will Be Doing Heroes Vs. Villains Role Play. The Villians will have 10 minutes to set up a bomb inside one of the buildings. The Heroes will then go in and try to disable the bomb by touching it. Is everyone ready? good. I will now pick names from the box."

She then drew from a box and we knew the teams

Round 1:

Toru and Hitama Shinso -Villains VS. Hinata Sero and Uraraka - Heroes

Round 2:

Ripa Sato and Marsha Ojiro - Heroes VS. Asui and Tenama Ida - Villains

Round 3:

Yumaga Aoyama and Rikka Takanashi - Heroes VS. Jiro and Momo

Round 4:

Fumaba Tokoyami and Komaji Koda - Villains VS. Misa Kata and Dena Kaminari - Heroes

Round 5:

Pidge Holt - Villain VS. Mina and Shota Todoroki - Heroes

Round 6:

Izuku - Hero VS. Izumi, Katsuki, and Moro Hamamatsu - Villains

Alright, I guess I can explain each match in full deta- SIKE BITCH YOU FUCKIN THOUGHT BUT IT WAS I DIO, alright I'll just briefly go over each match because I'm such a nice guy.

Summary of Cannon Fodder Round 1:

Time to get one of the cannon fodder rounds out of the way. The villains were destined to lose this one, especially since the quirk that could have been useful on the hero team is trash in the villain's team. Sero put out a bunch of small pieces of tape and Uraraka made them all float and they used the air pressure from Sero spinning around a bunch to make it go toward the two, even though they didn't know one of them was there. Uraraka then touched the bomb.

Summary of Cannon Fodder Round 2:

This one was more interesting than the last one. It was a test of Strength Vs. Agility. It was more or less anti-climatic because Ida and Asui were playing monkey in the middle. It was really just sad, Sato and Ojiro were trying so hard as well, but they failed and lost.

Summary of Round 3:

Now, this is what I call teamwork from the heroes. Jiro and Momo stood no chance from the moment that those two did a combo move. Aoyama used his laser on Rikka to boost her through the air making it look like she had rocket boots on. Is that single motion she used her big ass umbrella weapon thingy to knock the both of them out and touch the bomb, now that's what I call hero work bitches.