You Want Equality, I will Give You Equality

Chapter 10

So, it's been like a few days and now we're doing to Disney, I'm gonna meet Mickey and kick him in the balls. I mean like really he says 'Come inside, it's fun inside,' TO FUCKING CHILDREN. Oh wait, wrong USJ, but I am gonna do that one day. Alright, to the actual story.

Aizawa: "We're going to the USJ today, get your hero costume and get on the bus"

The stuck-up mother fucker that we call a class president, Iida, tried to get us in order. Did I tell you the story of the class president, no? I guess your lord will tell it or tell the fucking lazy ass author to do a flashback

———————-Flashback, bought to you by my lonely fucking heart————————

Aizawa: "Pick a class president, I don't care how, I don't care who, just do it." She then proceeded to go to sleep in her yellow sleeping bag.

Almost all of the girls started to yell making an argument for themselves and it was getting annoying so I just yelled.

"OI, SHUT THE FUCK UP"

They all sat their bitch assess down.

"Let's do this like America, where the people with diabetes are big, but the guns are bigger. With democracy."

They all agreed on that, but two minutes in, all the votes are in. And you guessed it, I'm number fucking one on the list.

"Nope, fuck that, do it again"

Then we did it again, but A-FUCKING-GAIN.

"I SAID NO, FUCK OFF, Ya know what, executive decision, Momo is Vice President and Iida is president."

————————Flashback end————————

Oh, we're here at the usj

Iida: "Alright everyone, let's get out in a normal, ordinary, and organized manner" Yeah fuck that.

I turned myself into flower petals and went in.

When everyone gets inside, some of the girls (Mostly Uraraka), start fanning over the rescue hero 13. 

13: "Hello everyone, today we are here in the U.S.J., It stands for Unforeseen Situation Joint. We use this place to help train up and coming heroes for rescue situations."

She continued talking and I decided to use a bit of Hamon to sense the areas that are around, but I sensed a lot of malicious energies. Apparently, Hamamatsu already put her hood on and used eagle vision. So let's take a look at her POV and give me a fucking break.

-------------Hamamatsu POV------------

I just flipped my hood up and used eagle vision and saw heat signatures in all the areas.

"Are these people supposed to be all around the areas like this, are they fake villains or something?"

Aizawa: "No, it's just supposed to be u-"

Just as Aizawa was saying that, a purple portal opened in the middle of the courtyard and over 50 villains came out including this blue-haired girl with hands all on her body and a giant bird thing.

???: "Hello heroes, bring us All Might and no one will die slowly." She says in a kind of crusty voice.

Aizawa: "And who might you be."

???: "My apologies, we haven't introduced ourselves. I am Shigama." She then point to a misty person that was the portal.

???: "And I am Kurogasa. And we are"

Shigama and Kurogasa: "THE LEAGUE OF VILLAINS."

----------------Izuku's POV-----------

Back to me, are you serious, that was like a 5-minute break. Well, I guess I get plot armor because of this shit. Alright, let's get to it bitches.

"Oi, you crusty bitch, as you can fucking see All Might ain't here, so fuck off. And take that piece of shit-looking bird with you as well."

They look at me and the portal woman goes away.

"Well that was ea-" Then a portal appears from under me and I disappear from the plane of mortal existence and return to my throne in hell.