You Want Equality, I will Give You Equality

Chapter 1

Izuku P.O.V.

"WAKE THE FUCK UP FAILURE" I hear at 5 in the fuckin mornin. I respond "SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMEN." To that, I get slapped right in the goddamn jaw. "What do you want women." She annoyingly says "TO CLEAN YOU LITTLE FUCKER." 

"Fine but fuck you, women. Oh yeah, what's your name again bitch."

"Fuck you"

"Fuck you too"

I reluctantly get up and start to clean and cook breakfast for them. But as always, I have to add 'special ingredients' ;).

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(Time skip bought to you by Chibi Izuku cleaning)

"Finally done. Oh, shit it's time for prison." So I went and tried to get dressed (keyword tried). I was then told by my mother to wear nothing but underwear and for Izumi to make sure I didn't wear anything else, which was extremely fucked up. So I packed my stuff for school and walked to school.

I was getting several looks on the way but I ignored them because I'm actually confident in my body unlike them.

I made it to school still strutting in only my underwear, still getting tons of stares until I made it to the classroom. Now I gotta put up an act of being a scared little boy.

Katsumi P.O.V.

I see the nerd walk in and I yell "What. The. FUCK. HAHAHA HAHAHA. oh, this shit is rich, fuckin comedy gold. HAHAHAHAH." Hell, I was even on the floor laughing. I go up to the nerd and blast him straight in the stomach with an explosion. I say in a maniacal voice "Since you have no protection it's gonna hurt 5x. HAHAHAHAHA."

Izuku P.O.V.

I got beat up by all the class by their quirks until the teacher came in. She says "What are you all doing to him." Katsumi responds by saying "He wore no clothes to school so we beat him up." The teacher says "Ok, just wait till after class to continue we have important stuff to talk about." like the fuckin nerve of her.

We all go to our seats and I keep getting glares from my class bitches, which is all of them. 

Teach: "Okay class it's time to decide what you want to do with your life but...... *Throws up the papers* I know you all want to be heroes."

Katsumi: "HEY, don't rope me and Izumi in with the rest of these losers. Us two are going to be the first from this lame school to go to U.A. and become the top heroes!"

Izumi: "Yeah especially Izuku. Bleh"

Teach: "Oh yeah Izuku, didn't you want to go to the hero course too"

THE FUCKING NERVE

The whole class laughed at me and I said "Fuck you bitches" Of course only in my mind but still.

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(Time skip to the end of the day)

"Finally the end of the day" I say under my breath

I look up and see Katsumi, Oh shit here we go again

Katsumi: "Hey Nerd you want a beat down"

"Nahh, not rea-" I got punched right in the face.

Katsumi: *starts to leave* *turns around* " Actually I do have a way for you to be a hero."

"And what is that"

Katsumi: "Take a swan dive off the top of the building"

Then she leaves and I reflect on my whole life up until now, Then I leave.

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(Time skip to walking home)

As I was contemplating suicide I heard something coming from a womenhole (Used to be called a Manhole). A slime woman slugges out of it, looks at me, and says "Perfect meat shield."

She entered my mouth trying to enter my body while I'm trying to yell "P*DO." While she's trying to take over my body, out of the absolute fucking blue, like where the fuck did you come from, I hear

"I AM HERE"

I look and see who it is as I start to faint"A...ll....Migh-" then I'm out cold.

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I wake to feel someone repeatedly slapping me. I open my eyes to see "ALL MIGHT ?!" I then go into full fanboy mode.

"It seems you are alright young man"

"sign my noted book please" I take my notebook out to see she already signed it. "OMG thank you so much."

"I have to go now, young man"

"Wait I have a question!" I see her get ready to jump so I attach myself to them THICC thighs.

"What the.... GET OF OF ME"

"If I do then I'll die!"

"Oh yeah"

She then finds a place to land. As she was about to leave I yelled: "I have a question, CAN I STILL BE A HERO EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A QUIRK!" I hear a Poof and look in front of me. I saw a frail skinny woman with blond hair.

"HUH?! Where did All Might go!"

The woman then says "I'm All Might kid"

"Please explain cause right now you are thinner than a cancer patient"

(After the same explanation as the anime cause I'm lazy)

"That makes sense"

Small Might: "You asked a question earlier right?"

"Yes, I asked can I be a hero even if I am a male?"

Small Might "No, First off you look weak so you wouldn't even cut it as a police officer and second, you wouldn't even be able to get into any hero course."

"Okay, see you later Small Might" I say as I turn around to leave.

Small Might: "Uhh..... Okay"

I then left

All Might P.O.V.

"That kid was kinda weird. Now where did I put that slime villain?

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Oh Shit"