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You have received a new text message from MrMilkbag.

MrMilkbag: Yooooooooo it's ya boi, skinny penis.

Would you like to continue talking to this person?

YES

Vaping God: Hello Mr small penis 👋

MrMilkbag: Oh shit I didn't actually think u wood reply.

Vaping God: First off, you spelled 'would' wrong and second yes, I DID reply to u.

MrMilkbag: Ikkkkkkkk I did, that's the point dummy.

Vaping God: I see the type of person u are.

MrMilkbag: What's that supposed to mean?

Vaping God: It means go fuck urself 🖕

MrMilkbag: Well that's not nice.

Vaping God: That's the point.

MrMilkbag: Where you from?

Vaping God: Oh? Bish I don't even know u, why the fuck would I tell u where I live??

MrMilkbag: I'm not asking for the exact location of where u are I'm asking where are u f.r.o.m. like country or some shit.

Vaping God: America, bitch.

MrMilkbag: Damnit!!!!

Vaping God: ???

MrMilkbag: I live in Canada:(

Vaping God: What's with the sad face??

MrMilkbag: I wanted to be friends:(

Vaping God: Why tho??

MrMilkbag: because I don't have friends here:((

Vaping God: Ooh?? U want me to rain down on u with pity??

MrMilkbag: No! I was just telling the truth man.

Vaping God: mmhmm, sureeeeee

MrMilkbag: Ok why would u say 'mmhmm' in text??? That's weird man.

Vaping God: ur weird.

MrMilkbag: Says the one with 'vaping God' as their username.

Vaping God: BITCH LOOK AT UR NAME!! MRMILKBAG?!?!?! ARE U SERIOUS!?!?! IT'S LIKE A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD CHILD CAME UP WITH THAT!!!

MrMilkbag: Wow man, that's a bit far. What is ur name??

Vaping God: U rlly think I'ma tell u that??

MrMilkbag: My name is Lucas!!! (Correct me if I'm wrong) I'm Canadian, I like dogs, I'm 16 years of age and I have no friends!!

Vaping God: The last part is tru tho.

MrMilkbag: Is that rlly all u got from that?

Vaping God: Yup:)

MrMilkbag: Are u not gonna introduce urself??

Vaping God: idk, do I have too??

MrMilkbag: Yes!!! It only makes it fair.

Vaping God: Well I never asked did I??

MrMilkbag: Ur mean:(

Vaping God: Meanest of em all baby;)

MrMilkbag: Well I'ma go Vaping god, talk later??

Vaping God: I mean, I have nothing else better to do so I guess.

MrMilkbag: I see how it is, so yes???

Vaping God: Sure ig.

MrMilkbag: Great!!! Ttyl!!!

Vaping God: Ok then.






Note:

Hi, this is my first Krii7y fanfic, I'll update when I can.

Leave a comment of what you think so far!! Make sure to like the chapter and have a great day:))

Also, it's not all gonna be text messages between the two, once I get into it more it'll be pov's and shit. And since I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with this yet updates might take a bit, but if you really like this book then I know you'll wait:)

Anyways, this is to make up for the five days I'll be gone so you have something to be excited for:)))

Byeeeeeeeeee!

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