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MrMilkbag has changed their username to Daddy.

Vaping God: Are u Serious rn?

Daddy: As Serious as I'll ever be baby;)

Vaping God: At least I know ur name so I don't have to refer to u as "Daddy"

Daddy: Aw but I wanted u to call me that:(

Vaping God: In ur dreams.

Daddy: So wsp?

Vaping God: Vaping.

Daddy: Oh rlly? That doesn't surprise me at all.

Vaping God: Good.

Daddy: Do u hate me?

Vaping God: No?? You've given me no reason too.

Daddy: Then why u so mean to me?

Vaping God: Idk u, that's why.

Daddy: I TOLD U A BIT ABOUT MYSELF!!

Vaping God: So? That doesn't mean I automatically know u.

Daddy: Idk anything about u yet I'm not being mean.

Vaping God: ur forgetting that we are TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT MINDS!

Daddy: so?

Vaping God: We both have different mind sets meaning we're not gonna act the same. How u may react to something might be totally different then to how I would react to the same thing.

Daddy: God I feel like I'm in English again.

Vaping God: Who tf learns about that shit in English class!?

Daddy: Me Bitch.

Vaping God: Clearly they didn't teach u well because u don't know shit about it.

Daddy: Well sorry mOtHeR.

Vaping God: I am not ur mother.

Daddy: Does that mean ur my daddy?

Vaping God: NO!! WHERE TF DID U GET THAT FROM?!

Daddy: Well u said ur not my mother, so u must be my daddy:)

Vaping God: Idk if ur fucking with me or not rn.

Daddy: ;)

Vaping God: Please stop.

Daddy: Why? U seem to be enjoying urself;)))

Vaping God: Wtf is wrong with u?? No wonder u got no friends. Ur weird af.

Daddy: hehe

Vaping God: Are all Canadians like u? Cause I have a friend who lives in Canada and he acts nothing like u.

Daddy: What's their name?

Vaping God: Why would I tell u?

Daddy: Maybe I know them.

Vaping God: I doubt it.

Daddy: Try me.

Vaping God: I thought u said u have no friends?? How would u know him?

Daddy: Oh so it's a him?? Good hint.

Vaping God: Don't object the question.

Daddy: But u gave out a hint, I wasn't totally ignoring everything else u said.

Vaping God: Talking to u is like dealing with a 5 year old honestly.

Daddy: talking to u is like dealing with a 5 year old.

Vaping God: U literally just said the exact same thing I did.

Daddy: No I didn't.

Vaping God: Yes u did.

Daddy: No I didn't.

Vaping God: Yes u did.

Daddy: No I didn't.

Vaping God: Yes u did!

Daddy: No I didn't!!!

Vaping God: Wait, this just proves my point!!!

Daddy: ???

Vaping God: ur acting like a 5 year old.

Daddy: ohhhhhhh hahahahahahahah, I guess I am.

Vaping God: I'm gonna go, I can't handle this shit anymore.

Daddy: aw, mr lung cancer can't handle me.

Vaping God: I don't smoke cigarettes dummy, I just vape.

Daddy: It's proven to be worse.

Vaping God: Yeah whatever, bye.

Daddy: Bye ;)

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