Steven Gets Crunk: Whole Lotta Gang Shit

The Hangover

"BEEP BEEP BEEP" says the alarm clock like an looney toon. Steven awakes to find himself amongst a myriad of sexy babes. (BTW ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP TO 25 [Twenty Five] IN THIS STORY SO I BETTER NOT SEE ANY COMMENTS CALLING ME A PEDO) Steven had had a crazy night of partying and drug and alkohol usage and strippers. He grabs 4 weeds whole weed from his nightstand. "This should help me with numbing the pain of my fucked up existence" steven said coldly. The crystal gems knew steven was a tortured individual. He had done many good deeds for humanity and beach city but all the fighting of his past has made him a husk of his former self. Steven takes a swig of whiskey (he also had whisky on his desk). Steven was double sad because his main hoe (spinel) had just broken up with him to be with sour cream. Sour cream was a notorious gang leader in beach city. You were as good as dead if you fucked with his crew. Steven went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. He grabbed his toothbrush from a holder that is used to hold toothbrushes by the sink in the bathroom (where he is). First he brushed his front teeth then he brushed his back teeth then middle teeth then bottom front teeth then bottom side then bottom middle. He was all freshend up now so he could get to work. Steven called up his friends from the wrong side of the tracks. These guys were freaking tough and I mean TOUGH. Not as tough as sour creams gang but maybe tougher than the crystal gems. As steven waited for his friends to pick him up he thought of all of the events in his life that lead up to this moment. He'd lost his innocence long ago and there wasn't any fucking turning back now.