Steven Gets Crunk: Whole Lotta Gang Shit

The Office (US [United States])

The Offcie (US [the United States])

Steven looked up at pearl in here eyes and said with smoke coming out of his mouth, because he had been smoking drugs, “I’m never going to change, I like drugs too much.” Then he spun around and kicked her in the face launching her out of the CrystalTrolly window.

After he had finished riding on the trolly he got to his job. He worked at an office where he did things. He took the elevator up to the floor that he had his cubikle on and sat down at his gloomy desk. He did a lot of working.

Soon his frenimy (friend-enemy) Bismuth leaned over the cubical wall. She said “hello Steven, you youngster, you’re only 25 and you work at this offcie job, which is quite young to work at an office job but not too young to have sex and do drugs. Anyway, did you notice the paper clip I stole from your desk? That was a funny prank I did on you because we are frenemies.”

“Yes” Steven said with a sigh (smoke came out because he had been smoking a cigar with drugs in it) “I noticed and it made me not like you very much.” Steven had an angry look in his eye. Bismuth was always pulling pranks at this office where he worked and it got very annoying to Steven.