Steven Gets Crunk: Whole Lotta Gang Shit

The Hangover Part II

Steven cracks open a blunt before he gives it a huff. He got onto the crystal trolley and headed to work. (it's an original creation, please don't comment about it, it's original.) Steven's Universe was on the cristal trolley when then he met Lapidot. "Hello Peridot!" said the little big boy (25, he's twenty five [25]) with a large Cheshire Cat grin. He (steven) reached for his cigar that is filed with drugs and he puffed on the train.

"man those drugs really hit the spot" said Steven"

all of a the suddens Pearl shows up. "Steven you have to turn your act around mister, you have a job now and resonsabilites, you are the defender of the floating rock that we call space, you jeed to be more careful, do not smoke drugs and please be a good little big boy man, thank you steven, we love you,"

"what a negative nancy" said Steven under the breath of his breath. this is ironic because Nancy was in beach realm and she was a very positive influenz on Steven. she was the librarean and the schschool nurse. she helped him find Moby Dick on the school library, this was very kind.