Connor: Can a person get drunk from eating too much peanut butter?
Evan: Maybe, why?
Connor: Jared ate 5 Jars of Skippy and is running around in a blanket cape.
Jared, running in: I AM THE LIZARD KING!
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Connor: Can a person get drunk from eating too much peanut butter?
Evan: Maybe, why?
Connor: Jared ate 5 Jars of Skippy and is running around in a blanket cape.
Jared, running in: I AM THE LIZARD KING!
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