Connor: Honestly, fuck viruses. They're not even alive. They're just strands of punk DNA that go around messing us up. You don't even have a nucleus you bacteriophage looking, horizontally transmitting DNA clump.
Evan, with a cup of tea: Sounds like someone's got the sniffles
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