Well, lookie heere! Chapter 200!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎆🎆🎆 When I thought I wouldn't get this far, I realized that life sucks, and musicals are the only things that are keeping me sane. This (like before) Is going to be a long chapter for every single fandom I am in! Buckle up, and hope you enjoy!
Dear Evan Hansen
Alana: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.
Jared: I went to the park today.
Alana: There you go! I hope you got something from that!
Jared, opening his coat: This duck!
Be More Chill
Jeremy: What are you going to bring to the dinner?
Chloe: My negative attitude and my sparkling personality.
Stranger Things
Mr. Clarke: Oh my god! There is dihydrogen monoxide coming out of the faucet!
Max: Can't you just call it "water" like a normal person?
Heathers
JD: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.
JD: Most of the year.
JD: Once in a while.
JD: Never mind. I'll just buy my own stuff.
Hamilton
Lafayette: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Hercules: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know!
John: Financial security? A stable job?
Alexander: A nap would be nice.
Six
Cleves: You're smiling, did something happen?
Aragon: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Parr: Boleyn tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Sanders Sides
Virgil: Here's a fun idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under there.
Logan: We're not doing that.
Virgil: Mistlefoe
Logan: Virgil, no.
The Pals
Corl: Sub, I finished my list.
Corl: One, $1,000,000 in cash. Two, a girlfriend. Three, the souls of those who have displeased me this year. Four, another girlfriend in case my other one escapes. Five, money.
Sub: We need to talk.
Newsies
Jack: I was put on this Earth to do one thing.
Jack:... Luckily, I forgot what it was, so now I can do whatever I want.
SpongeBob The Musical
Perch Perkins, on TV: Currently, the young man is still climbing up the pole. He has managed to reach five or six stories!
Sandy, watching the news with everyone: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?
Patrick, from the pole: Hey!
Sandy: Oh man, it's OUR idiot
Yandere Simulator
Asu: Oka, wait up!
Oka: I already told you Asu, I like to be alone.
Asu: So do I. Let's do it together!
The Magic Schoolbus
Miss Frizzle: We gotta get to the hospital, and we gotta get there fast.
Carlos: Then I should drive.
Miss Frizzle: Why you?
Carlos: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Miss Frizzle: Okay, let's do it.
(later)
Everyone: *screaming*
Hazbin Hotel
Angel Dust: I just got back to the hotel, where are you guys?
Vaggie: The hospital.
Angel Dust: What happened?
Vaggie: Charlie swallowed a watermelon seed.
Angel Dust: So? It's not like it's gonna grow a watermelon in her stomach.
Vaggie:... We'll be home in ten minutes.
Helluva Boss
Moxie: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Blitzo: Burn the office down.
Moxie: And what did you do?
Blitzo: Made you dinner.
Moxie:
Blitzo:
Moxie:
Blitzo: And burnt the office down.
My Hero Academia
Deku: Calm down.
Bakugo: Don't make me angry then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone and wondering why their bleeding.
Yuri on Ice!!
Victor: You're so short.
Yurio: I'm glad you're tall, it gives me more of you to dislike.
Go to my next book: Deh incorrect quotes 2, for more bc apparently 200 is the limit for Wattpad stories :3
