Zoe: I think Connor is mad at you.
Jared: What? Why?
Jared: How could he be mad at me? I'm a perfect child of God.
Zoe: No, I really don't think-
Jared: Zoe, I rival Jesus.
Zoe:... But you're Jewish...
Jared: Your point?
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Just some random shit that comes into my head.
#alana
#boardwalkboys
#boyfreinds
#connor
#deere
#evan
#expensiveheadphones
#incorrect
#incorrectquotes
#jared
#kleinphy
#kleinsen
#patches
#pins
#sincerelythree
#spicybis
#treebros
#zoe
Zoe: I think Connor is mad at you.
Jared: What? Why?
Jared: How could he be mad at me? I'm a perfect child of God.
Zoe: No, I really don't think-
Jared: Zoe, I rival Jesus.
Zoe:... But you're Jewish...
Jared: Your point?
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