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Just some random shit that comes into my head.
#alana
#boardwalkboys
#boyfreinds
#connor
#deere
#evan
#expensiveheadphones
#incorrect
#incorrectquotes
#jared
#kleinphy
#kleinsen
#patches
#pins
#sincerelythree
#spicybis
#treebros
#zoe
Jared: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
Alana: If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Jared: Then have you heard of Cole's law?
Alana: No, what is it?
Jared: (slicing cabbage thinly)
Alana: Stop it. You're not funny.
Connor, Dubling over laughing: Coleslaw!
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