It was an ordinary day in Shrek's swamp. He had taken a nice steamy and poopy bath in the lake as well as taken a nice giant shit. It smelt so bad but Shrek didn't mind he was used to it. He didn't even flush.
Whilst trying to tell donkey to get out his swamp, he stumbled upon the most horrible thing ever... It was..........................
No, Shrek couldn't believe it........ he was so shocked he started sweating like an anime character. His knees were shaking with fright and his fat little body went a bit colder.
It was a fooking dead body in his swamp..........................
At the realization, he screamed loudly and his smelly breath could be smelt from miles away. He fainted, falling onto the hard earth.
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After a long few hours of being sleepy on the floor, he finally woke up, but surrounded by guards and detective people everywhere.
"You are being arrested on suspicions of murder," Said the nearest guard to him.
"Eh no I ain't yeh derty human. Get out me swamp," replied shrek, pouting and rubbing his head where he hit it.
But, unfortunately, he had no choice but to go. he cried cutely whilst he was taken to his cell.
This would obviously need to be taken to court.... But who would defend him?
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Shrek meets Phoenix Wright
FanfictionA story for my epic discord friends........ One day whilst in his swamp Shrek accidentally finds a dead body in his swamp and gets blamed for the murder... and now he needs a lawyer. Phoenix Wright and his gang need to help prove Shrek is innocent w...
