Im home alone...
PARTY!?
...
that wouldn't work I have no friends
*finds chocolate and crys*
oh shat
I hear a noise
ROBBER, MURDERER
3...
2...
1...
*sprints* *grabs knife* *hides*
Me: Mom, I think there's someone in the house
Mom: No
Me: Yes
Mom: Goodbye
Me: Don't leave me you're....
Phone: BEEEEEPPP
YOU ARE READING
You're Being A Sloth
RandomRants I hate when guys are like "it's so unattractive when girls..." Like stfu I bet I could make you cum in two seconds sit down.
