Me and My Boyfriend

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So this is a picture of me and my boyfriend, it's a bit zoomed out.

So my boyfriend...

His name is Evan

He's 5' 11"

He has brown eyes,

and blond hair

He has an ugly ass fiancé named Emma

*laughing evilly* "Dat bitch gonna die"

She was arrested 3 times for domestic violence and there are rumors that she is cheating on him,
I love him and all but he's stupid af when it comes to her.

Honestly AHS could be considered soft core porn with how much his ass shows up, but I don't really mind.

I have a confession to make...
Evan doesn't know we're dating yet, but we are I promise. I'm not a stalker, I mean ask any of my friends I don't talk about him at all, haha jk the only time I don't talk about him and or bacon is when I'm asleep.

K, well Evan Peters is bæ and if you don't agree with me GTFO!

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