Oh my fucking god.
I hate when I'm about to piss my pants and I raise my hand to go to the bathroom, then this happens.
Le me* "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Le teacher* "I don't can you?"
Le me* *straight face*
Le me* "Can I go to the restroom?"
Le teacher* "No, sit down"
Le me* "Bitch, I will shit on yo desk"
Le me* "I have issues, may I use the bathroom?"
Le teacher* "No, you can wait till after class"
Le me* "Fine, I'll leave a nice little puddle for you to clean up... of my blood"
Le me* "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Le teacher* "You had time at lunch, no"
Le me* "I didn't have to go then"
YOU ARE READING
You're Being A Sloth
RandomRants I hate when guys are like "it's so unattractive when girls..." Like stfu I bet I could make you cum in two seconds sit down.
