Who Are We? (Five x Reader) [Umbrella Academy] ~Book 1~

Chapter 7: Five's A Pineapple

"Hey, can I get another cup, please?" I ask the waitress as Five walks over to Vanya. She gives me a weird look "Aren't you too young for coffee?" She asks, crossing her arms "And aren't you too old for that skirt? I didn't order your opinion, I order a coffee!" I snap, banging my fist on the counter

Both my eyes and the waitress eyes widen 'Where'd that come from?' I wonder as the lady walks away. Five chuckles as he sits next to me "I'm glad my (Y/N) is still in there." He says, staring at me with a smirk "What is that suppose to mean?" I ask, raising an eyebrow. "One moment you're hugging someone, next moment you're snapping their neck. It's one of my favorite things about you." Five states "And what are the other things?" I ask "Everything else about you." He says as the waitress places the coffee cup in front of me "I bet she spit in this..." I whisper, watching her walk away. "She most likely did." He laughs quietly "One way to find out," I say with a mischievous look in my eyes

"Rewind."

~3rd Person~

Five stares at (Y/N) in awe as she smiles at the sight of everyone moving backwards "Wait-what happened to Vanya?" (Y/N) asks, glancing back at Five. But Five didn't answer...he couldn't, his mind was going back to what (Y/N) had said to him earlier...

"I know it might not mean much, but....I think I'm falling for you all over again."

(Y/N) gives Five a confused look before gasping "CRAP!" She yells "PAUSE!"  Everything stops and Five finally snaps out his thoughts before laughing. It's been a while since he's felt pure laughter ringing from his mouth and of course (Y/N) was the cause of this feeling.

"Shut up! Do you know how hard this it?!" (Y/N) whines, Five stands up and pulls (Y/N) with him "How far did you go back?" Five asks, noticing that Vanya was no longer there and neither was the waitress. (Y/N) crosses her arms and her lips form into a pout that Five found adorable "3 days..." She grumbles "Do you want me to fix it?" Five asks, leaning his face close to (Y/N)'s face. A blush quickly found its way to (Y/N)'s cheeks "Uh...nope! I got it!" She squeaks, turning away from him "Fast-forward..." (Y/N) says, tightly squeezing her fists.

Five beams a little as everything speeds up "I see you're learning." Five says, placing a hand on (Y/N)'s shoulder. "Yep," She says proudly "Pause." Everything stops and Five looks to see that the waitress did spit in the coffee "Bitter old lady..." (Y/N) scoffs, walking over to the coffee machine. She stops and looks over at Five "Uh do you know how to work this?" She asks, earning another laugh. 'His laugh is so cute...' (Y/N) thinks, looking away as Five teleports beside her. "Ah! So that's your power..." (Y/N) says "Yeah, and I can time travel just like you." He says, pressing buttons on the machine.

(Y/N) watches as Five brews the coffee "Did I know how to make coffee well?" She asks "You sucked at it." Five laughs, earning a playful glare and a gently punch on the shoulder "I couldn't have been that bad!" (Y/N) huffs as Five hands her the coffee cup. "Trust me, you were." He says before placing a kiss on (Y/N)'s cheek, both of them freeze...

Five sighs and sips his coffee "Sorry for that, (Y/N)...it's a force of habit...." He says, fighting the blush on his cheeks. Last time he blushed this much was when he and (Y/N) had their first kiss "Eh, I liked it..." (Y/N) says with a shrug before walking back to her seat.

Five's eyes widen as a smirk makes it's way to (Y/N)'s lips "Didn't you say our powers were connect by a kiss anyway?" She ask, resting her head on her hand as they stare at each other. "Are you saying you want to kiss me?" Five asks, smirking as well "I mean, you're cute and you did say that we're married, right?" (Y/N) say, sipping her cup. She honestly didn't know where this confidence was coming from 'He's clearly bringing this out of me...' (Y/N) thinks.

(Y/N) looks at Five as he teleports next to her "So a kiss wouldn't hurt?" He asks, leaning closer. (Y/N) rolls her eyes playfully before pulling Five into a kiss

When they pull away, both their cheeks were red "Maybe, we should start time back..." (Y/N) says. Five sighs a little as he remembers the doomsday "You're right.....play." He states, frowning.

~(Y/N)'s Point of View~

Everything starts moving normal and the waitress places the coffee cup down in front of me. I pour the cup onto as she walks away.

Vanya sighs and sit down next to Five "What's wrong?" I ask "Harlan's having an episode and Harper's still missing." She tells me. "Harper's not missing," I say, sipping my good coffee "She's with our brother." "And how many brother do we have actually?" Vanya asks. We look at Five and he scoffs "Too many," He says, before standing up "Come on."

"Where are we going?" Vanya asks, following behind him "To see a fight." Five says.

I stare at my hands awkwardly as we walk, what was that?! Five kissed me and was all soft and mushy and now he's serious again?! I guess I can't blame him too much....he's trying to save the world.

~Time Skip~

"Five, where are we?" I ask as we approach a building "We here to see the idiot we call Number One." He tells me before walking ahead. "Number One?" I mutter under my breath, Vanya puts a hand on my shoulder "You ok? Your hands are glowing...." She says nervously.

I look down at my hands "Hm, yeah. That's just a result of me kissing Five." I say with a shrug. Vanya's eyes widen "You kissed?!" Vanya gasps quietly, I nod "Yep." I say before Five speaks from the door "Come on, we don't have much time." He sighs. I roll my eyes and Vanya pulls me along with her "If you kissed then, why is Five so salty?" She asks, tilting her head. I scoff and look at the ground with the faintest of blushes on my cheeks "I realized something Vanya," I sigh, Vanya looks at me expectantly "Five is a pineapple."

 Vanya chokes on a laugh as we finally go inside the building "What?" She asks, giggling a little. "He can be a prick and from first glance, you don't want to bother with him...." I tell her before looking to see Five, waving at us to come over "But then you get a taste of his sweetness and you soon find yourself wanting to taste the sweetness more. You love the sweetness so much that you're willing to peel past the prickly layers." Vanya looks at me "You feel all that even though you just met him?" She asks as we walk "But I haven't just met him....we had a whole life together." I state before we reach Five. I crouch next to Five and Vanya crouches next to me. "It's starting...." Five whispers, grabbing my hand.

Time to meet Number One....