Random Oneshots

Birthday [Damon] [S]

So in this one David just went 21 and Simon is 32, they are a couple.

"Good morning sweetheart", Simon says to his boyfriend.
David growls, "Mmmhh, Good morning", he stretches and gives Simon a kiss.

"You know what day it is today?", Simon asks.
"No, what day is it?"
"It's your 21st Birthday you idiot", the older man throws a pillow to Davids face.
"Oh, you mean that"
"Yes I mean that"
"That's nothing special for me", David says and puts the pillow under his head to sit up a bit more.

Simon turns a bit and starts sitting on his boyfriends lap, "Nothing special for you!? You were talking about your birthday for about the last tree months!"
"Okay, okay, you got me", David smiles at the smaller man.

Simon ruffles through David's brown hair, I made something for you.

David leans up with his hands on the bed, he brushes a strand of hair behind of Simon's ear again and asks with a erotic voice, "Really? What have you got me?"

Simon groans, "Not that David, maybe later. I made you breakfast"

David falls back into the pillow he put under his had before, "Okay", he answers with sad voice.
"Come on, get up, lazy boy", Simon leans down to kiss David, when David repeats the kiss, Simon slowly moves backwards so that they both sit.

"Aww, you trickster", David says, while Simon gets off his lap.
Simon grabs his boyfriends left arm and pulls him up from the bed.

Together they walk down the stairs and sit down in the kitchen, infront of two huge plates with food on them.

They both grab some food, but then their doorbell rings.
"I'll go", David says and walks to the door.

He opens the door to see the Postman, "Hello, this is for Mr. David Walliams"
"That's me", he grabs the letter, "Thank you, have a nice day", after that he closes the door and walks back to the table.

"Who was it?", Simon asks.
"The Postman, he gave me that letter", he thinks a short moment, "Why didn't he just throw it in the mail box?", David asks himself.
"I don't know, open it", the older man replies.

As the letter is opened, David reads a bit in it and let it fall to the ground when he just stares at the wall behind Simon.

"David? What was it?", Simon asks, while he grabs Davids hand caring.

As David doesn't reply, he bends over to grab the letter from the ground.

It is an order to pursue conscription.
Simon hugs David tight as he feels, that some tears drop down his face.
"It's okay David, we can stand through this"

"But... B-But what if I-I die?", Davids voice sounds crying.
"Don't think about that! You won't die! We will... We'll just go and tell them to retire you"
"With what reason Si?!", David screams a bit.
"I-I don't know, maybe because of your shoulder?"
"They won't retire me because my shoulder is cracking sometimes!"
"I know... I know", Simon hugs his boyfriend tighter and lays his head onto David's head, so he can sniff at his hair.

"Just... don't let me think about it Si. It's my birthday, it should be a happy day", Davids says with a cracky voice.
"Okay, let's just eat breakfast, after that, we can make us a nice day", the older man replies.

Simon sits back down on his place and they finish eating.
After breakfast they leave the house.

"What are we going to do Si?", David asks while getting blindfolded.
"You'll see and now, get in the car, I'll help you", Simon answers.

Both of them get in the car and the chauffeur starts driving.

"Why do I have to be blindfolded?"
"Because you aren't allowed to see where we are driving", Simon turns to David a bit and caresses the brown hair.