Low IQ, high EQ

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"Called it," mina says, holding out her hand to Sero.

"I don't have any money on me right now," he mumbles.

"Damn extras, why'd you bet on me!" Hes less loud now, probably the alcohol kicking in.

"You have never shown interest in a single girl. I bet you were gay, Sero bet you were aro."

"So your gay? As in you like guys," I ask.

"Yes pikachu. Why do you think I hate Deku do much?!"

"I genuinely had no idea but now I need you to explain that."

He mumbles something into his lap.

"Bakubabe we cant hear you like that," Mina says.

"I HAD A DAMN CRUSH ON HIM! AND BECAUSE IM THE ASSHOLE I AM I COULDNT DEAL WITH IT AND NOW ITS GOT ME WHERE I AM!"

"When did you have a crush on him?" It had to be a while ago, Bakugous been bullying him for years by the sounds of things.

"I think I was six or seven."

Mina, who was taking a drink, spat it out again, luckily not on me.

"So you're over him then," she asked.

"Well of course Raccoon Eyes."

"So do you have a crush right now?" I asked, raising my eyebrows. If we were ever gonna get it out of him, it was gonna be now.

"Yes, but I'm not telling you shitty extras who."

So it was someone here. I watched him carefully to see what he would do. He glanced at Mina, Jirou, and then... Kirishima.

I grin. It makes sense anyway.

"You would be cute together," I say. He glares at me.

"How do you know who it is damn extra!"

"It's really obvious," I say. I look at everyone. They obviously know who it is too. But they don't, they look at me, obviously wanting me to tell them. I'm not gonna do that though. Bakugo would literally kill me.

"Prove it!" Bakugo demands, and he drags me over to the corner of the room.

I whisper the name to him, and he turns bright red, whether from anger or embarrassment, I run back to the group before I find out.

"Shitty extra."

"Does this mean you know who Mina has a crush on?" Sero asked.

"Uuuuuh idk, Mina do you like guys or girls?"

"WELL," Mina says, obviously happy to be the centre of conversation, "I like both guys and girls, but I currently have a crush on a guy."

She looks at me intently and I squint dramatically back. Her crossed legs start to bounce, and she glances to my left for a split second.

"I know who it is," I say. It's sero. He has a crush on her too, and that's obvious because of the way he acts around her. He does NOT treat her like a bro.

I grin proudly. I always knew I was good at this kinda stuff, but I never knew it was hard. Makes me kind of happy to know that I'm good at something.

"What about me?" Kirishima asks.

"You don't have a crush," I return immediately.

"Wow I thought I might be able to trick you.

I see bakugous smirk turn strained, but no one else seems to notice.

"Well, after putting THAT cog in the works, I'm gonna go now." I say standing up.

"What noooooo it's only nine," Mina says.

"We've been playing truth or dare for three and a half hours. I'm bored, and your drunk." I step over her reaching hand and open the door. I'm tired, but I got a lot of interesting information from my drunken friends.

I sit on my phone, charger in my mouth on my bed.

About an hour later, as I get into bed, I wonder if Kirishima is into guys. For Bakugou's sake, I really hope so.

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