The Shipping: Document 1

Chapter 1: The Discovery

    IRA WAS INJURED IN THE BIG BIATTLE, AND MEI HAD GONE TO HELP HIM. This was not something that she had planned to do, but when she saw his limp, helpless body, and later, heard his soft voice, she could not help herself. She saw the gloss over his eyes, and his eyes were red. This could only mean one thing, he had been crying. Mei took him into her arms. She had seen Ira and felt bad for him. She got a feeling, a weird feeling. She never had this feeling before, let alone for a person. Ira's eyes looked over her, as he had woken up.

"Wh-who are you? Where am I?" says Ira.

"Hey, let me help you!" exclaims Mei.

Ira tries to crawl away, but his arms give out under him and he cries in pain. Mei gasps and runs over to his side with no hesitation. Ira looks up at Mei, into her promising eyes, and falls into a state of reassurance. Mei gazes into Ira's eyes. He then smiles and whispers,

"Hey, you're kinda cute..."

Mei blushes and looks away. "Thanks...I guess..." she utters, "But I have a crucial question for you. "What's your name?"

"Ummm...I don't really remember?" says Ira.

Mei whispers, "Amnesia. I can't fix that..."

"What?" says Ira.

"Oh, nothing. Well, let me sum this up. Your name is Ira, and..." said Mei.

If I tell him who he is, he might hurt me. Plus, if I don't, I get to hear his soft, tender voice every day!

"What?" Ira asks suspiciously

"Oh, um, did I-uh say that out loud?" Mei says sheepishly, blushing a bit.

"Um," Ira looks taken aback, "I don't think you did to be honest, it's, it's like I, read your mind."

Hmmm, his powers must be all mixed up! Because of his amnesia!

"Whoa! I know what you're thinking!" Ira exclaims suddenly.

Mei jumps in surprise. Despite fighting in The Big Biattle, Mei was a little bit jumpy and startled easily.

Ira chokes back a laugh. "Wow, you scare easily. But anyway, I TOTALLY know what you're thinking," Ira smirked, "And it's something along the lines of...ME," he looked at her playfully.

Mei looks at Ira shyly, then PUNCHES HIM.

"Ow!" Ira cries.

"Well, that's what you get! You can't just...UGH... ABUSE your powers like that!"

"Give a guy with amnesia a break, will ya?"

Mei rolls her eyes at him "Why are you crying?"

"Because... THAT HURT!" Ira whimpers.

Mei and Ira continue in the walk to Mei's house. Ira breaks down in tears on the way there, complaining about how he is in pain and doesn't remember anything.

"Ok, I've had ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!" Mei roars.

Ira cries harder and has a temper tantrum.

"You hurt my feelings! NOW I'M EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY HURT, AND I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. YOU AREN'T HELPING ME RIGHT NOW!"

"We are right in front of my house. Stop complaining and go inside, I'll make you some soup or something."

Ira sniffs and walks into the house slowly. Mei follows him inside, and goes to get him set up in the guest room. She sets up the room with white sheets, and the guest bathroom with white towels, and tiny soaps.

He's so annoying, but yet so cute! I just can't understand why I like him! Omg, Maybe he can read my mind long distance! I should shut up.

I can indeed hear you dude.

"UGH IRA! STOP USING YOU POWERS WHEN UNWANTED!!!"

I am very cute indeed, I know!

Mei could just imagine him winking when he said that.

I SET UP THIS WHOLE ROOM FOR YOU, DON'T...wait... How are you talking to me from downstairs?

I might be using my mind-reading powers to speak to you. But that doesn't work unless the other person has mind-reading and telekinesis powers, like me.

Ira super speeds upstairs and plops on the bed.

"That makes sense. Well, your room is ready. Let me know if you need anything."

"Ok, thanks, Mei!"

While Mei was making soup for Ira with her culinary perfection, she decided to prank him. She used her culinary perfection to turn some SOAP into food. She touched the soap and thought about what she wanted it to look like when she was done smelling it. Now she could make the soap immediately or cook it exactly the way she saw it in her mind. So, she decided to do it the long way. She wanted it to be in-depth after all. Once Mei was done, she went upstairs to present her "present" to Ira, but when she went upstairs he wasn't in his room!

"IRA!" She calls, wanting to get her sweet, (and soapy) revenge.

She eventually gave up calling him and went to her room. When she went in there, she found the strangest thing. IRA! "Ira, I've been looking for you everywhere!"

"Oh, you have, have you? Well, you must truly care about me then," he winked.

"I, um, just eat this!" Mei stuttered as she shoved the bowl at him.

"Mmmmmmm, some chowder! I love chowder! Wait or do I..."

"Just, just eat the dang 'chowder' already, jeez!" She said, exasperated.

"Ok," Ira said as he stuffed his mouth.

"Hahahahahah, I TOTALLY pranked you Ira!"

Ira looked at her confused. "What is this POISON!?!?" Ira began to spit out the 'chowder', or as Mei liked to call it the 'Soap Soup'.

"No, don't worry it's just soap. You couldn't taste it?"

"SOAP?!?!? That's basically poison if someone eats it!"

"Well my fav MeTuber KrayKrayGarGurl does it to her little sister, and it's PERFECTLY fine."

"UGH, KrayKrayGarGurl? She almost poisons her sister because she can't taste the soap! Did you even watch the full video?"

"Waaaaiiiittt WHAT, you watch KrayKrayGarGurl?"

"...that's beside the point, you could' ve-"

"Killed you, yeah I know, but you are REMEMBERING!

"I...I am! Thank you sosososososososo much, Mei!"

He gave her a big hug as Mei began to blush.

This is nice, Mei thought as she hugged him tighter.

Ira pulled away, but Mei was still clinging to him.

"Oooookkkkk Mei, I get that 'this is nice" and all, but the moments over."

Mei pulled away, embarrassed. "You reading my mind is something I'm just going to have to get used to, isn't it?" She said softly looking down at her feet.

"I-I don't really mind the things you say to me Mei," Ira muttered, "They're actually...kind of nice."

"What did you say?" Mei asked.

"I SAID," Ira cleared his throat. "That I think-" Ira looked up at the smiling Mei. "No WAY you're gonna hear me say THAT again!" He punched her, HARD.

Mei grabbed the nearest pillow and swung it at him. And so began the most awesome pillow fight of all time: "The Big Biattle of Meira."