The quirkless hero

Messing with my family

Izuku awoke to recovery girl hovering over him and was promptly hit on the head by her cain. "Running straight in against a horde of real villains when you where told to stay back is probably one of the stupidest things I've heard of a student doing." She admonished.
"Sorry?" Izuku replied tentatively not sure how he was supposed to reply. Recovery girl sighed in response and opened the door, "he's awake you can come in now."
His mother got to him first pulling him into a warm tearful embrace. Jason was right behind her not wasting anytime before asking. "Who the hell was it? Can you give me names? Jenny and duke are already trying to track the bastards down but we have next to no information on them."

"Jason, don't worry about it the hero's are on the job. Plus I'm fine they barely got me." Replied izuku painfully aware of the fact recovery girl was still within hearing distance and that eraserhead was in the bed next to him.

"I don't care what the hero's are doing, if we find whoever did this to you we will make them pay." Growled Jason before he too was hit with the cain. "What the.." he started turning in shock to recovery girl.

"Saying your going to breach the law is bad enough, but saying it in front of hero's? Does the lack of brain cells run in the family." Scolded recovery girl. At this Jason laughed and seemed to calm down.
"My apologies, it's just seeing someone I care about injured gets me really riled up." Replied Jason before taking recovery girls hand in his and placing a kiss on it, "I cant thank you enough for taking care of..."
Wack. Izuku stifled a laugh as Jason was once again hit with the cain. "Don't try to sweet talk me boy, learn to set a better example! No wonder the kid tried to take on the villains himself."

"You did? How many did you get? Ow!" Asked Jason rubbing his head were he had once again been hit.

"At least 40" replied izuku before he himself was hit with the cain.

"It dosnt seem like injury deters them," commented eraserhead, "you need to find a better punishment."

"If you want to punish izuku just lock him in a room with all might." Said Jason.

"You traitor," hissed izuku indignantly.

"I'll take that into consideration," replied eraserhead.

"Wait, no. Sensei, your not serious right." Said izuku nervously. "I'd go mad."

"If it works it would be irrational to ignore it." Admitted eraserhead ignoring the horrified look on izukus face.

The door then swung open once again pausing their conversation and revealing three newcomers. Izuku recognized both Nezu and all might but the third person was new. All three came and gathered and his and eraser beds before the unknown introduced himself.

"Tsukauchi Naomasa, im with the police mind if I ask you some questions about your usj experience?"

Izuku was aware of Jason tensing up and after a couple of seconds he realized why. He too knew the name. Tsukauchi Naomasa was the detective assigned to finding Jason's ring and shutting it down, the one who was constantly one step away from catching them, the truth detective.

"Oh okay." Replied izuku carful to keep his voice calm.

"Why don't you take me though the events then and what your thoughts where." Said the detective.

Izuku though for a second before talking, to the on lookers it would look like nothing more than recalling the events but he was actually working out how to make sure he didn't give anything about his or Jason's illegal activities away.

"Well, when we first got there I heard movement, that's how I new there was someone there. Then when they all started appearing aizawa sensei rushed in on his own, I rushed in too because I didn't want him to have to fight along especially when dealing with large groups and without the element of surprise. Then I tried to take out any villains that countered him." Izuku started before waiting for assurance.

"Right so you and aizawa are fighting the villains, what happens next?" Pushes the detective.

"Well one of the villains attacked aizawa, so I tried to shooting it but the tranquilizers had little effect." Continued izuku carefully.

"So then you tried to fight it bare handed?" Asked the detective.

"I'd dropped my knifes to pull out my guns quicker, and I was out of darts." Explained izuku.

"Why did you feel the need to take on the villain yourself even without your weapons?"  Questioned the detective.

"Because it was as fast as all might and Aizawa senseis quirk wasn't working on it, I knew it had to be taken out of the fight or everyone would be in great danger." Admitted izuku.

"I have a question," said eraserhead. "Where did you learn to fight"

Shit shit shit thought izuku, "well when I could still see I watched a lot of hero fights and studied their moves, when I went blind I taught my self any of the moves I could remember."

"I don't think I've ever seen a hero gouge out someone's eyes before breaking both their arms." Stated eraser.

"No me neither admitted izuku, the eyes thing was purely improvised, it's not something I've ever done before, an the arms, well I've broken my arms before so I knew what to do."

"How have you broken your arms?" Asked eraser.

"I had a lot of bullies in middle school" replied Deku. The stament was true on its own but not in relation to eraserheads question he just hoped that the detectives quirk wouldn't be able to pick up on such a small discrepancy.

"one last question" said Tsukauchi, "did you know any of the villains that attacked?"

Shit though izuku once again how was he going to explain this, "I didn't know any of the leaders but I did recognize some of the low level villains, I couldn't really tell you anything about them though I didn't have a meaningful connection with any it just so happened that I'd run into a few of them before, with my senses even if I just pass someone in a corridor once I will recognize them I'm near them again. Also I did hear the leaders talking to eachother I think their names where shigaraki kurogiri and... Nomu?" Izuku spoke quickly, looking slightly worried.

"I understand" reassured the detective "that's all then, thanks for your time." He Nezu and all might then left after wishing both izuku and eraser swift recovery's.

Once they'd gone Jason muttered to himself, "shigaraki kurogiri and Nomu." Before he was once again hit on the head.

"Don't even think about it." Demanded recovery girl and the mood returned to calm and playful, conversation flowing easily between izuku inko eraser recovery girl and Jason. Izuku smiled to himself, enjoying the company. Fully aware that Jason had sneakily texted something. Izuku would have bet money he was giving the names to the other fighters so they could track them down. After all they had a pact, if someone messes with one of us, they mess with all of us. His family would be tracking down his attackers right now. With that thought he relaxed back into his sheets and reintegrated himself into the conversation.