Shinepaw and Loudstar padded out of camp. Loudstar told Shinepaw how to hunt. Shinepaw caught 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 squirrels and 2000000000000 mice. Every cat is amazed. Shinepaw is amazing (yup this story is being told by a robot now).
When Shinepaw put her catch on the pile, another apprentice padded up to her. "Hello, Shinepaw," said the handsome white tom, "my name is Coolpaw and this is..." the tom nudged his friend.
"Err...my name is...Shrewpaw?" said the other tom.
"No." said Coolpaw.
"Errr...Swiftpaw? Blanketpaw? Whitepaw? Catpaw? Tablepaw? Birchpaw? Stoolpaw? Toothbrushpaw? Whatonearthisgoingonpaw? Eaglepaw? Birdpaw? Tortoisepaw? Snowpaw? Backgroundcharacterpaw? Pawpaw? Tompaw? Idunnopaw?"
"Authorkeepschanginghisnamepaw." Coolpaw answered for him.
"Well it's very nice to meet you both." said Shinepaw in the most beautiful voice, "but I really must be going.". The two apprentices let her through quickly and blushed. Shinepaw didn't know what was wrong with them.
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An example of how NOT to write a Warrior cats fanic
FanficI AM NOT SAYING THAT PEOPLE'S FANFICS ARE BAD. THIS IS JUST AN EXAGGERATION OF A FEW MISTAKES SOME PEOPLE MAKE TO CREATE A HOPEFULLY FUNNY THING. This is designed to make people laugh. Shinepaw of BananaClan is awesome and amazing it's like WhOa! Oh...
