(AN: idk if this needs a warning or not but this chapters gonna have sexual jokes because y'know,,,why not? ALSO underlying message about Lonnie from one of Will's texts...it depends how you read into it)
Eggohopper: not will being wack
Willyb: fuck you
Eggohopper: go fuck Mike, obsessive slut
Eggohopper: you have no ounce of talent
Wikemheeler: aye don't talk to my boyfriend like that
Willyb: I advise you watch your fucking mouth
Eggohopper: and why is that
Willyb: papas not the only one who'll put your bratty ass in check 🙂
Eggohopper: ok I will admit that was a pretty good comeback
Willyb: wait I'm sorry for being mean I didn't mean it
Eggohopper: its ok
Eggohopper: I'm sorry for being mean too 😔
Dustinhen: that escalated then de-escalated quickly
Skatamax: fr I thought there was gonna be another argument
Eggohopper: its a sibling thing
Shutupnerdsss: I dont apologize to Lucas tho
Rangerboi: yuh I don't apologize to her we just get food after like two hours
Eggohopper: anyways y'all know that WAP dance on tiktok
Dustinhen: yeah
Eggohopper: why's it like that
Willyb: the way I'm trying to learn it
Wikemheeler: what's the dance
Eggohopper: I'll send it to you
Wikemheeler: OH-
Skatamax: Bro why are you trying to learn it 👁👄👁
Willyb: I'm thicc 🤪
Willyb: no I'm kidding
Willyb: I just need something to do
Rangerboi: the way my mom would kill me if she saw me doing that
Willyb: k I think I got it down
Willyb: 1 video attachment
(AN: the way like 10 people begged for this to happen)
Dustinhen: you broke it down and for what
Eggohopper: peep me in the background texting
Wikemheeler: gtg for like 30 mins
Rangerboi: why doe
Wikemheeler: needa do something
Dustinhen: mirror mirror on the wall would you torture cock or ball
Shutupnerdsss: I regret looking that up
Shutupnerdsss: why.
Eggohopper: wheres everyone with daddy issues
Willyb: here
Dustinhen: here
Eggohopper: ok so I'm trying to prove max wrong so
Eggohopper: do you have a daddy kink
👁👄👁
Willyb: do we have what
Dustinhen: 🤨
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𝐢𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫
FanfictionFebruary 8th, 2020- Started book Dustin makes a groupchat with all his friends August 3, 2022 update: I should probably say this, so this book is the definition of doing shit just to do it. There's horniness, angst, everything in between, so if any...
