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Game over made a private chat with Slenderman!
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Slenderman: fhke
Game over: Boss? Try lifting the phone closer to...whatever you see out of.
Slenderman: Hellothere
Game Over: Put spaces.
Slenderman: Ohspacesokay
Game Over: Ffs, have you ever used a phone?
Slenderman: NospaceIspacehavent
Game Over: See that long bar below the letters?
Slenderman: YesspaceIspacedo
Game Over: That's what you press instead of typing space, okay?
Slenderman: L i k e t h i s?
Game Over: God! NO!
Slenderman: D o n t g e t a n g r y a t m e y o u n g m a n!
Game Over: Only press space at the end of a word.
Slenderman: A m I doing this a lright?
Game Over: Why are you- NO! NOT AFTER THE LETTER A!
Slenderman: Wh a t then?
Game Over: Why can't I come over and help you in person?
Slenderman: Beca use you're on a misson, a rent you?
Game Over: I can't multitask, I ain't superman.
Slenderman: A p a rently those f a n girls s a y you c a n
Game Over: Who mentioned fans to you?
Slenderman: I le a rn't after Lyr a ca lled D a vid a n overre a cting f a n boy.
Game Over: I can't understand you. Try typing like I'm typing.
Slenderman: Oh, like this?
Game Over: YES!
Slenderman: I already knew that?
Game Over: Then why did you ask-
Slenderman: I thought you kids would have a different way of typing nowadays?
Game over: I wasted my time.
Slenderman: Well, have you done the mission?
Game Over: NO! I was too busy helping you with something you already knew!
Slenderman: GET TO WORK THEN!
Game Over: But...cut me some slack. I was busy.
Slenderman: Did I stutter, Benjamin?
Game Over: No...But- let me explain, sir?
Slenderman: Did I stutter?
Game Over: No, but can you please let me explain?
Slenderman: No, get to work.
Game Over: But Sir!
Slenderman: Get. To. Work.
Game Over: Fine, I don't know why I bother.
Game Over has blocked Slenderman.
Slenderman: Kids are so lazy.
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