(Headcannon time- I tried not to make this too sexual but hey just be warned, I'm getting used to those type of things now.)
☆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~☆Dxddy: Guys little help here, Sully kinda messed my phone up-
Luring Lies: Dude your username tho pfft.
Masked Mugshot: Oh my god, this is comedy.
Dxddy: NOT FUNNY! I literally cannot tell who you are!
Hooded Watcher: And what did he name us?
Dxddy: You're called: Introverted Bastard but everyone here is Introverted.
Hooded Watcher: Brian. It's Brian, but sure, go with that.
Masked Mugshot: Yo' he's not too Introverted just silent, geez Sullys dumb.
Dxddy: I know you're Tim, he literally name you: Fuckin Hell It's Masky
Masked Mugshot: Pfft-
Luring Lies: Why don't you just name our nicknames and we'll tell you who we're are. It's easier that way, plus comical to hear 'em.
Dxddy: You're: Bossy Bitch
Luring Lies: I'm your boss ironically, it's Lyra.
Tickin Timebomb: Servers you right.
Dxddy: Well, you're down as Oh Not You Again, so guessing by that you're Toby?
Tickin Timebomb: Mhm
Flower Crowns: What am I?
Dxddy: It's Sally isn't it? You're down as: Can't Insult A Kid, he doesn't call Lazari a kid-
Flower Crowns: Yeah it's Sally :D
Game Over: Dude, your name sounds like a rapper name. Is this another phase?
Dxddy: Who are you? You're down as: Does He Count As A Fanboy?
Game Over: Ben...did he have to rub that in my face?
Cheshire Grins: Don't worry, Ben.
Dxddy: HOLD UP- you're down as: Home Wrecker.
Dosey Dandelion: That's Jeff.
Dxddy: You're Vailly, aren't you?
Luring Lies: Why what's the flirt called her?
Dxddy: Nothing much just named her: Awh Such A Hottie. So...erm I-
Dosey Dandelion: OKAY I'M GETTING THESE CONTACTS SORTED-
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta Text Message Short Oneshots
Fanfiction(But I'm actually sticking to it this time!) Shock.(Aka it's one in the morning and I'm trying to stay awake.)