Uh...Who Are You?

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(Headcannon time- I tried not to make this too sexual but hey just be warned, I'm getting used to those type of things now.)
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Dxddy: Guys little help here, Sully kinda messed my phone up-

Luring Lies: Dude your username tho pfft.

Masked Mugshot: Oh my god, this is comedy.

Dxddy: NOT FUNNY! I literally cannot tell who you are!

Hooded Watcher: And what did he name us?

Dxddy: You're called: Introverted Bastard but everyone here is Introverted.

Hooded Watcher: Brian. It's Brian, but sure, go with that.

Masked Mugshot: Yo' he's not too Introverted just silent, geez Sullys dumb.

Dxddy: I know you're Tim, he literally name you: Fuckin Hell It's Masky

Masked Mugshot: Pfft-

Luring Lies: Why don't you just name our nicknames and we'll tell you who we're are. It's easier that way, plus comical to hear 'em.

Dxddy: You're: Bossy Bitch

Luring Lies: I'm your boss ironically, it's Lyra.

Tickin Timebomb: Servers you right.

Dxddy: Well, you're down as Oh Not You Again, so guessing by that you're Toby?

Tickin Timebomb: Mhm

Flower Crowns: What am I?

Dxddy: It's Sally isn't it? You're down as: Can't Insult A Kid, he doesn't call Lazari a kid-

Flower Crowns: Yeah it's Sally :D

Game Over: Dude, your name sounds like a rapper name. Is this another phase?

Dxddy: Who are you? You're down as: Does He Count As A Fanboy?

Game Over: Ben...did he have to rub that in my face?

Cheshire Grins: Don't worry, Ben.

Dxddy: HOLD UP- you're down as: Home Wrecker.

Dosey Dandelion: That's Jeff.

Dxddy: You're Vailly, aren't you?

Luring Lies: Why what's the flirt called her?

Dxddy: Nothing much just named her: Awh Such A Hottie. So...erm I-

Dosey Dandelion: OKAY I'M GETTING THESE CONTACTS SORTED-

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 12, 2020 ⏰

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