Oh Go Away David.

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Unknown number has requested to join: "Creepy*ss Weirdos"

Luring Lies: Tf. Ben, accept whoever this is.

Game Over: On It.

Stop Lying's request has been accepted, welcome.

Cheshire Grins: Dude sounds like a catchphrase I'd use tbh with you lot.

Threading Puppets: No, it sounds like a bot that Zalgo would make.

Cheshire Grins: You work for Zalgo ffs!

Suffering In Silence: Please don't shout, let him speak please.

Stop Lying: Is Vailly in this chat?

Luring Lies: Wtf do you want with her?

Stop Lying: SO SHE IS?

Dosey Dandelion: Yes. I'm in this chat?

Stop Lying: VAILLY! Recognise me?

Dosey Dandelion: Afraid not.

Narcissistic Notes: It's David, gave him the group contacts.

Cheshire Grins: WHAT THE FUCK NINA!?

Narcissistic Notes: Oh, Hi babe!

Cheshire Grins is running a poll to kick: Narcissistic Notes. 1/3

Brighten up mate has voted 2/3

Justice Is Served has voted 3/3

Narcissistic Notes has been kicked.

Dosey Dandelion: David...please leave, I'll kick you off.

Stop Lying: I have multiple phones, I can hack and I can easily track you down.

Two-Faced Tragedy: Fuck off quietly or fuck off with a bullet in your empty head!

Damn This Clock!: Good one, Chucky wannabe.

Luring Lies: Leave my partner alone, brat.

Damn This Clock!: Me? I-

Luring Lies: No, David.

Stop Lying: You know I'll get her one day.

Two-Faced Tragedy: You'll get a free pass to my fist if that's what you mean. Leave.

Stuffed Bears And Hugs: Permission to eat him.

See-through Cannibal: Organs are mine though, Lazari remember that.

Laughing Lunatic: Permission granted!

Stop Lying: I'm watching you, you're all sat around a campfire, aren't you?

Viruses Spread: Bish! I'm out with Toby.

Tickin Timebomb: Yep.

Stop Lying: Was I talking to you, freaks.

Luring Lies: OI! Only I can insult my brother. You can insult Cody all you like though.

Crimson Masterpieces: I'd prefer to paint in piece without my phone pinging every two seconds, thank you.

Laughing Lunatic: Turn off the notifications then, dumbo.

Crimson Masterpieces: I'll just switch off the phone.

Dosey Dandelion: David, leave.

Stop Lying: No, you know you love me!

Cheshire Grins: Ben, be a doll and track his IP Address for me.

Game Over: Sent it in private chat.

Cheshire Grins: Cheers, Liu asked.

Luring Lies: Oh god not again.

Dosey Dandelion: What do you mean "not again?"

Luring Lies: They've seen eachother in public before, its fuckin hilarious despite the aftermath.

Dosey Dandelion: Okay I'm done with him, I'm not being nice.

Dosey Dandelion is vote kicking Stop Lying 1/3

Viruses Spread has voted 2/3

Tickin Timebomb has voted 3/3

Dosey Dandelion: Babe? We sorted it out now, I'm safe?

Two-Faced Tragedy: Nah, I'm here. I just chased him out the woods.

Luring Lies: Overprotective much!

♡ ~ Mary ~ ♡: Honestly if Jane had a stalker that would be the only time I'd kill someone.

Justice Is Served: Aww

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