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14 Bad to meet you (prequel chapter to Not That Bad)

You hate it here. It's always the same thing: wake up, talk to the annoying ass  prisoners, eat, sleep, repeat.

You were busy playing with your tiny pocket knife when you saw the guards come in with what looked like a boy your age. He wasn't fighting, nor looked scared. 'That's new,' you thought, staring. They opened your cell and pushed the boy inside. "Wait, this dude is sharing a cell with me?! This is bs," you protested running up to the cell bars, but they had already locked it.

You groaned, sitting back down. Since you're going to be sharing a cell with this boy you might as well talk to him. "Hey, what's your name?" you started off looking at the boy. He only glanced up at you and back down at the floor.

"Not a talker eh? Guess I'll just have to make up a nickname for you. Buck teeth, yeeeah I like that," you smirked at the sight of the boy's eyes widening. "God no please-" "Oh so you do talk? Great, but you already had your chance. I'm calling you Buck Teeth."

The boy frowned at you in defeat. "The name's Y/n," you say, playing with the knife. "Varian..." the boy says quietly. "What are you in for?" you asked calmly.

"I bet his mommy didn't want to get him ice cream so he stole it," Andrew said in the cell right next to yours. "I swear to god if you don't shut the hell up Andrew, I'll cut your hair off while you're sleeping," you slammed your fist on the bars separating you two, giving Andrew a death glare and he immediately stopped talking.

"I could've-" "I didn't do that for you, he pretends like he's all that and it gets annoying," you cut Varian off rolling your eyes. "I'm in jail...for trying to kill Rapunzel and her friends, along with making everyone try a truth serum," he answered crossing his arms.

You were caught way off guard by that answer. "I...definitely did not expect that." A smirk appeared on your face, looking at the boy. "So what's your plan?"

"Huh?" Varian asked confused. "Y'know 'the plan'. There's always a plan after you get out of prison. I have a feeling yours is big," you responded, crossing your legs. "Ah, yes, I'm going to make Corona pay for all they did to me," the boy answered making a fist with his hand.

"You know, you don't seem that bad, which is boring, but our attitude will rub off on you."

A/n: They'll be a sequel chapter, but you'll get this for now.

Until next time

-Clementine