𝑵𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 -𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖚𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘-

twenty four

SIDEMEN GO CAMPING

"Howdy everyone! Welcome to Sidemen try camping!"

"What do you mean 'try'?"

"He means that you are too minted to survive without postmates. Bourgeois as they say."

"On that note, today we have a very special guest, Sophia Rae!"

"Equally as incompetent as these guys, I'm just here to be the token white girl."

"We will split into groups and start the first challenge."

"Oh dear god, please let me be with Vik."

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"Oh shit, you have a drone?"

"To get some sweet overhead shots porn."

"Very impressive."

"This isn't the Eboys, Sophia, we have budget."

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"And now we can observe a wild Ethan urinating on a tree. I've asked our camera man to proceed with care, we don't want to be demonitized."

"Oi! Don't piss near our tent, dickhead."

"Man, I need to be drunk right now."

"Here lies Sophia Rae, who drowned in testosterone and Old Spice body spray."

"That rhymed."

"Shut up."

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"My thing just broke."

"Yeah, we ain't getting any fish lads."

"I'll give you my rod, don't worry."

"He he"

"For fucks sake, Simon."

"What? I was just saying the lady won't have to starve tonight."

"Incell."

"Yo! Let my man shoot his shot."

"This just in: I'm leaving."

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"- one dot and three dashes is J."

"Okay, okay."

"And-"

"The fuck's going on here?"

"Um, nothing..."

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"Thank you for watching, this has been the Sidemen try camping!"

"How did you like your experience? Will you be switching teams?"

"Nah, I'm sticking with my Eboys."

"What?! My heart, lady, shatters before your eyes."

"Way to lead him on."

"Tackle Ricegum and we'll talk, pretty boy."

"Pretty boy, huh?"

"Sorry, I meant air dummy looking arse."

"Stonks...?"