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"Right, 'ello and welcome to another eboys video! Today we are doing Eboys Art School"
"Yaaaaay!"
"We are doing three rounds to see who is the best artist in the group and to give us points we have here Sophia Rae. Not to be mistaken for Addison or a pale hobbit."
"Gentle reminder I am all-powerful today William. But I digress, let's meet our contestants."
"I'm James Marriott, 23, and please stop sending me pictures ofnikocadoavocado'sbussy, I beg."
"His mental stability is fragile guys, keep it pg."
"My name's Will, I'm 24 years old, and I beat Morgz mum"
"Thanks to our lord and savior, Belle Delphine."
"And my hard work."
"But mostly Belle Delphine."
" 'Tis I, internet sensation and gay lord at only 21. Bend the knee, peasants."
"Safe to say, six figures, he was only four."
"What a dead meme."
"No, you were just born five minutes ago.Now introduce yourself, bank robber."
"Alpha male here, 22 years of age, and a cultured fella."
"We shall put your gcse to the test, big boy. Right, let's begin. The first round is: paint the best present you can think to give yours truly."
"Ah, mate that's easy."
***
"Explain this piece to me, Alex."
"A cake."
"That's wank, lad, give up."
"It's really shite, one point for unoriginality."
"Wait! Let me explain my thought process. Its a cake to represent a metaphorical cake."
"What?"
"Because we all know you are a bum gal."
"I- fair enough."
***
"Next round is: paint your favorite politician as an Animal Crossing character."
"Nice. Now we can put Nigel Ferage in the tags."
"Comment 'hard brexit, hard cock' for more tory references."
"Susan will not like that."
"James I'll give you two extra points if you do Boris Johnson as Wart Jr."
"Fine, pass me that hay yellow."
*** "It's the final prompt, boys, so make it good. I want you to draw a tampon as an Andy Warhol painting."
"Did you come up with this?"
"Yes."
"Of course you did. Bellend."
***
"Oh my god, George, what the fuck is that?"
"The British education system has really gone to shit."
"What do you mean? This is what you asked."
"I can see the Warhol, but why is it a triangle?"
"Uh, to fit in...?"
"Have you ever seen a tampon, mate? I'm guessing that's a negative."
"Just give me the fucking points already."
"No points to George because he is a moron. Next!"
