Eboys Lie Detector Test
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Eboys channel!"
"We are back! What are we doing today, James?"
"Never done before, today we are taking a lie detector test. You've been asking, so we have here again the lovely Sophia Rae."
"Mom, can you come pick me up please?"
"What's the accuracy level on this thing?"
"Like 95 to 98 percent."
"...Right, this is going to be great fun."
"Each one of us will be asked a few bUrNIng questions and we'll be measuring your heart rate and sweat levels to determine if you are answering truthfully or not."
"Oooo! spicy."
"But before we begin, a word from our sponsors Bang Ener-"
"No, stop."
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"William Jonathan Lenney, we all know you are a snake, but would you actually trade a member of the Eboys for one of the Sidemen?""Depends on which-"
"Ksi."
"Aw, without thinking twice lads. I want a Bearus chain."
"Cof, cof and a good sub reddit."
-True-
"Can't say I'm surprised."
"Prick."
"Belle Delphine or Mia, go!"
"Jesus christ, James."
"Your heart rate's gone straight up."
"Yeah, because I'm genuinely stressed. What if I say the truth and the thing says I'm lying? I'm sleeping on the couch, mate."
"You don't even live with her."
"Nah, but Gee will be pissed."
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