3. Mr... Mrs. Godzilla

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Vanessa's P. O. V

Me and Kainaz sat together, in front of Bianca and Carmen, and beside Sienna who got both seats all to herself so she could move the armrests and lay down to go to sleep.

"Smart bitch," I mumbled in jealousy, "Pardon?" The stranger next to me questioned me angrily. I shot Kainaz a look for help while she just shrugged her shoulders.

He looked a bit like a gorilla mixed with a rat, he had beefy arms, pale skin, and beady eyes. He looked so mad that he wanted to squash me with his large thumb.

"Sorry sir t-" I stuttered, "I am a woman." The ma- I mean woman gasped before turning red.

Oh... okay, shit this plane ride is not off to a good start.

"I'm so sorry," I apologized sincerely.

"Is there a problem?" The man behind us asked clamping hand one the back of my seat.

"No I was just telling this wo-"

"I know I heard, and I'll have you know shes my wife." He gave me a glare making me cower back into my seat. I gave Kainaz a pleading look, but she continued looking out the window refusing to be involved.

"I did say I was sorry, didnt I? Damn, it was an accident."

"You know what?" She said turning her head towards me (which could only go far without being stopped by her three chins). I was scared to reply in fear of my life, "I'm going to talk to the stewardess about you and move away from your toxicity. My anger management coach said to always get rid of the problem nonviolently. Is that what you would like huh? Because I'm tired of the disrespect."

I didn't know what to say so I stayed silent until the woman flagged down one of the flight attendants hitting me a couple times with her large arm in the process.

"Ma'am, this child right here is insulting me left and right, no stop and crowding me all to pieces. You are going to move me." CROWDING HER?! REALLY? The woman was a balloon that the kid is blowing up too much to the point that within seconds it might pop.

If Karen was a hairless 5'9 chinchilla, then this would be her, I think the monkey might have been less scary though. I heard Kainaz let out a little giggle letting me know she had been listening to the conversation.

"I'm glad you find this amusing," I mouthed to her.

"I'll see what I can do." The woman walked away tripping on the leg of the person next to me sticking out in the aisle and triple chin over here gave me a look of triumph. Like bitch, I'm not mad, move if you want, make my day.

After about fifty seconds the stewardess came back, "Ma'am we have an open seat for you." With the seven minute struggle it took to get her out of the chair. Even after she left I could hear her complaining about 'getting plane sick if she sits in the back."

"Thanks for having my back." I grumbled to Kainaz as I finally relaxed into my chair no longer feeling as though I might suffocate.

"Hey hey hey, I was NOT getting involved in an argument with Mrs. Godzilla over there. I'm not trying to die young." She threw her hands up in defense.

"Yeah, but you could laugh about it." I rolled my eyes.

"C'mon you have to admit it was funny." She said smiling at me, I flipped her the bird and went back to reading my PRETTYMUCH fanfiction on Wattpad.

~

Me and the girls walked into the crowded airport of Orlando Florida trying to hustle our way through a sea of strangers.

"One of yall better hold my hand, I surely am NOT getting lost up in here, you would never find me." Carmen said and I obeyed.

"Someone should probably hold onto Sienna, because shes always getting lost." Bianca stated and Sienna shot her a joking glare, "Shut up."

"Am I wrong?" Bianca questioned already knowing the answer, "No but-"

"That's what I thought." She said locked arms with Kainaz and Sienna.

"Dang did they give you something on that plane?" Caremen asked a bit shocked at the attitude. She was acting like someone pissed in her peanut bag, "Nah my head just hurts , this mask is pissing me off it's so big and doesn't fit my face."

"I would tie it for you, but you can't really take it off." I told her, in an apologetic tone.

"Its fine," she nodddd as we headed over to pick up our luggage.

"Ok has everyone got their shit?" Kainaz asked us all after we picked up a bag, "And make sure it YOURS, we dont want you to pull a Sienna and take someone else's suitcase."

"It was one time," she insisted, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's just kick it before B snaps at some stranger."

We headed over to the front desk and rented a white GMC with seven seats.

"Should we get two cars?" I asked, "If we get two cars we are going to be broke by the time we leave." Kainaz put in.

"We could get a summer job," Bianca suggested. At first I thought it was a weird idea and was about to say no. Then I realised we are going to be in Florida for almost three months, twelve weeks, eighty eight days for God's sake! Maybe a summer job wasnt such a bad idea.

"We could," I agreed and took the key from the man working at the desk. "We can rent a car from plenty of places all we need is one right now to drive to the house." I jingled the keys and we ran out of there, squealing, excited for the adventure to come.

~

It was Orlando, Florida so the term house was used loosely, it was more a condo/apartment than anything.

As soon as we got out of the vehicle we raced inside to see which room we wanted to claim. It almost made me wish that I played sports, beacause Kainaz, Sienna, and Carmen were way ahead of me. Which wasn't suprising considering the fact that Carmen plays basketball, and Sienna and Kainaz do literally everything.

"I'm not even gonna run, not worth it." Bianca said slamming her door shut and shouldering her bag.

"You're probably right." I agreed.

The house was only a rental so it was already decorated, had pots, pans, beds, furniture. The kitchen was painted a pretty yellow color with white cabinets, the rest of the apartment had something similar to an ocean theme.

"Ok for starters who is gonna get what bedroom?" Kainaz asked the question on all of our minds as she slung her stuff onto the floor and collapsed on the couch.

"Well there is only four bedrooms and five of us so let's do random select." Sienna offered and we all groaned, "Is that your solution to everything?" I asked.

"Pretty much," she said pulling out her phone. Alright the first name chosen is.... drum role please," Kainaz and Bianca started beating on the table, "Carmen,"

She groaned, "Whoever it is you best not snore." She pointed a freshly done fingernail at all of us intimidatingly.

"Second is... Sienna. Wait that's me. Fuck."

"Hahahaha."

"Hate all of you," she grumbled then her face lit up in realization, "That means me and Carmen get the big room with the large window."

Her and Carmen did a little victory dance around the room and it was our turn to grumble.

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