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by watariisbestboy

by watariisbestboy

bitch boy
I HAVE NEWS

piano man
and i have crippling
depression

lover
NO YOU DONT HAVE
NEWS

me
NO YOU DONT HAVE
NEWS
me
WATARI NO SHUT
UP

bitch boy
(name) has a secret~
bitch boy
i know your secret, you're
dirty little secret~

lover
you act as if we don't know
your dirty little secret
either-

piano man
you act as if tsu and i
didn't catch you making
out with your pillow last
week-
piano man
or as if i didn't catch you
beating it to a picture of
(name) in a bikini-
piano man
OR as if tsu and i didn't
catch you writing love
letters to kaori-
piano man
which by the way STOP
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND AND
ITS WEIRD

me
wait-
me
he was beating to a pic
of me in a bikini-
me
and has the audacity
to write love letters to
another girl after-
me
AND MADE OUT WITH
A PILLOW AFTER-
me
send me a 🍆 pic so
i can beat to it 😳

bitch boy
NO I WILL NOT SEND
YOU A DICK PIC

me
can you at least send me
a shirtless pic 🥺

bitch boy
anything for you
babe 🥺

lover
ARE WE FORGETTING
THAT WE CAUGHT
WATARI MAKING OUT
WITH (NAME) AND THEN
KAORI TWO DAYS LATER

bitch boy
yeah but it was different
because (name) is just a
friend to me ❤️
bitch boy
kaori is 🥵🥺 and (name) is
🤡🥺 soo...
bitch boy
no offense kousei
bitch boy
OR (NAME)

piano man
multiple thought
piano man
1. stop THATS MY
GURLFRIEND ITS
WEIRD THAT YOU
THIBK MY GIRLFRIEND
IS 🥵🥺
piano man
2. poor (name) shes been
in love with watari since
we were four-
piano man
3. you can think about her
while youre beating it all
you want, just know that i
get to take her on dates and
take cutesy photos

bitch boy
WHAT

lover
yeah the only people
who didnt know she is in
love with watari is watari
and uhhhhh
lover
yeah the only one who
didnt know was watari

me
watari youre slow
me
i CLEARLY dodged a
bullet there
me
its a no from me ❤️
me
never mind watari
sent me a shirtless pic 🥵

bitch boy
THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SECRET-

lover
YOURE LYING LET
ME SEE

bitch boy
n e wayz the secret was that
(name) has a "friend"
bitch boy
but you know since shes
in love with me he cant
really amount to anything
bitch boy
cause im awesome
bitch boy
some second year named
sugawara or something

lover
she also made out with me
yesterday but you didnt hear
it from me-