𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐌𝐄

chat two

piano man
kaori broke up with
me...
piano man
(name) can i cash in
that ice cream you owe
me?

me
of course sweetie
me
it wont even count to
the ice cream i owe you
me
wait never mind, it will 😼
me
the only ones who
can get free ice cream from
me for no reason is
tsubaki and whatever
poor chump decides to be
my boyfriend of the
week-

bitch boy
hey (name) wanna
date?

me
yes.

bitch boy
does this mean i get free
ice cream?

me
no ❤️
me
but you can get a
sample of this
phat gorilla grip
coochie 😻
me
just know that you
need to buy me
food after then 😼
me
like dumplings or
more dumplings ❤️

bitch boy
baby you know
all of my love and
food go to you ❤️

lover
👁-👁
lover
watari, if you could
kindly stfu.
lover
she's mine so back off
lol ❤️

piano man
watari kaori wants to know
if you like fried rice

bitch boy
tell her to ask me herself
and not make you do it ❤️

piano man
no it's fine i don't really
care

lover
i do, tell her to kindly
fuck off and to never
talk to you again
lover
and sell all of the things she
left at your house and gave you
lover
make that bank girl

piano man
can we all get ice cream
after school
piano man
like not the convenience store
stuff the fancy one
piano man
like the one behind the glass
container and you have to
ask for the flavor you want
piano man
ok i told her, she's heading
your way tsubaki

lover
WHY DID YOU TELL
HER I TOLD YOU TO
SAY THATDJKFJGKG

piano man
because she asked who told
me to say that
piano man
i also told her that watari
said to ask himself
piano man
but hey at least you wont be
trying to get with her while
we're dating lol

bitch boy
kousei im not going
to try to get with her
bitch boy
if i did i would let (name)
rip my balls off

lover
why is (name) talking to
kaori
lover
WHY IS (NAME) TAKING
OFF HER JACKET
lover
OMG SHE JUST PUNCHED
HER IN THE FACE
lover
I GOTTA GO

bitch boy
HAJDJDJDJF WHERE
bitch boy
IS (NAME) OKAY

piano man
theyre out in the yard come
on lets go-

bitch boy
(name) has never been
hotter 🥵