[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

;;1 - 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠..

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 conversation between you and unknown number
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unknown:
hey uh, skeppy if this is you is bad doing okay or no?
sapnap was freaking out abt u guys a bit ago and we wanted to know if u two were okay

you:
sorry dude, whoever this skeppy guy is idk him
skeppy gave u the wrong number ig

unknown: 
once again i have been played like a fiddle 😔
i have been tricked lied to and possibly bamboozled
but thanks n e ways ig

you:
dude who tf says n e ways

unknown:
i do ok shut 👏👏

you:
are u like in 5th grade or smth

unknown:
bro wth no
it's been like 3 minutes of me talking to u stranger and ur alr bullying me??
not cool dude 😤😭

you:
maybe if u seemed like less of a loser i would b nicer to u but here we are

unknown:
hey look if im gonna get bullied i might as well kno ur name
so hey uh
introduce urself?? maybe?? 👉👈🥺

you:
yknow i was contemplating it but then you added in the "🥺" and all my thoughts of cooperation flew out the window
u can know me as ur future killer

unknown:
christ that took a dark turn
well whatever
hey there mr/ms/messrs serial killer, my name is dream and i am but ur typical high school sophomore who would rlly appreciate if u let him live, at least til grad

you:
what a lengthy intro

unknown:
i mean if i get killed might as well make my last moments as boring as possible

you:
ur saying that as if u expect me to come storm into ur house and kill u

unknown:
i wouldn't put it past a killer to do that

you:
lmao damn k

unknown:
so am i gonna get to know my future killer or no

you:
most times id say no but ill make an exception since ur just that braindead
here lemme just do smth first

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you have saved (unknown) as (dream🤡)
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you:
there, saved ur contact

dream🤡:
aw im flattered kind killer 🥰🥴

you:
lmao if i tell u my name will u stop calling me that

dream🤡:
i would've prolly stopped either way cuz
it's weird to call a stranger my killer but hey
gimme ur info
wait that sounded weird uh
fuck i take it back uhm
just-
ok i am rlly bad at talking i should not b allowed on the internet

you:
lmao dude that's a fat rip right there
anyways hey my names techno, he/him just so ya don't get confused
sup
surprised that u kept talking to me for this long ngl

dream🤡:
yah well ur actually funny to me so yknow

you:
wow im flattered

dream🤡:
lmao yw
anyways it's like 2am where i am so im going to bed
cya tmrw techno ✌️

you:
it's 2am here too but night dream
don't let the shadows in ur hallways come and possess u in ur sleep

dream🤡:
..im gonna pretend i didn't read that last text and just head to bed
cya

you:
gn lmao
read 2:13am ✔️✔️

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hey chaos here!! i wanted to try smth new so here we have a dreamno texting au cuz this is actually pretty stress relieving to write lmao