[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

;;26 - 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐦𝐚𝐩 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠..

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conversation between you and snapmap
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snapmap:
yo
dream
he l  l o 
dreammmmmmmmmm
OH DREAM
what the fuck 

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you missed a call from snapmap - 10:13pm
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you:
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH  
I WAS SHOWERING

snapmap:
OH OK????
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW HUH

you:
BECAUSE I JUST TOLD YOU

snapmap:
HOW WOULD BEFORE ME KNOW

you:
SHUT THE FUCK UP THATS HOW

snapmap:
FUCK YOU THEN

you:
NO THANK YOU

snapmap:
1) WHY WOULD I WANT TO FUCK YOU YOU HORNY BITCH
2) WHY ARE WE YELLING

you:
I DONT KNOW

snapmap:
alr ok lets calm down y'know do some toga
*toga
**toga
??????
***TOGA

you:
LMAO how many times have u brought up togas in conversations for it to contsantly autocorrect to that

snapmap:
far too many

you:
wh
actually nevermind it i don't want to know

snapmap:
good because i don't want to say it

you:
cryptic much?
anyways whyd you text me lol
dyou need smth or

snapmap:

well...
a little birdie told me that you're going to watch techno for his swimming comp~

you:
wh
who
BITCH DID YOU GET GEORGE TO TELL YOU

snapmap:
LMFAOOOOO
GEORGE KNOWS??
NO LOL I ASKED UR SISTER
IM POPULAR AROUND LIL KIDS YKNOW

you:
FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE F U C K K K
YOU FUCKING TEXTED MY TEN YEAR OLD SISTER FOR THAT

snapmap:
HAHAHSHAHSHDH LMAOOO

you:
WHAT THE FUCK

snapmap:
ok wait before u continue yelling at me can i ask why george knows and i didn't until i asked claire

you:
smh its cuz i ended up venting nearly all my problems to him like last wednesday maybe
im bad at keeping track of time lmao

snapmap:
yea i could tell from before lmaooo
anyways im here to help u with the competition stuff

you:
huh
wdym by that

snapmap:
basically i shall drive u and i shall help u pick out ur outfit and i shall also help u when you inevitably have a gay panic there

you:
IM NOT GONNA HAVE A GAY PANIC

snapmap:
yes u are
dream ive known u for like?? 9 years now maybe??? u are a pan mess SMH my head

you:
shut up

snapmap:
lmaooo ok
but srsly tho

you:
dude its fine 
im not gonna have a gay panic or smth like that

snapmap:
ok well we still have the outfit n the driving thing to plan out so

you:
can we postpone that to another time please

snapmap:
why

you:
im lazy and i want to try to sleep early today cuz we have exams tmrw

snapmap:
OH SHIT WE HAVE WHAT

you:
..
sapnap
did you fucking forget to study

snapmap:
shit i d i d
ok im so fucked LMAOO
bye dude i gotta go study 

you:
i
i dont eventhat was so stupid
bye idiot
also on second glance the part of the convo we had abt my sister looks very sus and i suggest u delete it in case someone looks into ur phone w/o context lmao
read 10:30pm ✔✔

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bwub if any of that above convo seems familiar its because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID EXCEPT TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH

anyways heads up to everyone: unless we're like close friends (or mutuals) or we talk a lot please dont call me a pissbaby?? or like any names that my friends come up with for me-- honestly just try to stay out of the convos i have with friends in my comments sections please, i dont- it just makes me feel uncomfortable and obvs i cant speak for everyone else that im friends with but-
i dont like it, and itd b great if you all could respect my decision bc now i have ppl calling me chaosbaby and like- its FINE when bwub or goat or sadi or sausage or anyone else i know and usually talk to / feel comfortable around but like. if we're strangers or smth please- please dont. its just,, man its
i dont feel comfortable with it. 

also, GOGY HAS COLOURBLIND GLASSES NOW!!! WOOO CONGRATS GOGY :DDD HE CAN FINALLY SEE COLOURS WOOOOO