it was a saturday afternoon. everyone was bored asf because why the hell would being stuck in some prison school be fun? yeah there's like food, a pool or something, hangout areas, kokichi, etc. but where's the flavour? we need some spiciness up in this bitch. "heeeyyy shuichi~~. sleep well?" "KOKICHI EYE- HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE YOU PANTA ASS BITCH?! I LOCK MY DOOR, PUT A DO NOT DISTURB THING ON MY DOORKNOB, HELL I EVEN PUT UP SIGNS. THEY LITERALLY SAY DO NOT COME IN MY ROOM IN ALL CAPS WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING." a frightened yet kinda intrigued shuichi yells at shokichi ouma ultimate prez. "woah, hey, calm down honey~~~ i came here to umm.... lighten the mood 😏" "HELL NO I MAY BE SHY BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU I WILL THROW HANDS. BACK AWAY SLOWLY BEFORE I GET MONOKUMA TO PUNISH YOUR LYING ASS" "kinky" "NO-" "listen, i just wanna talk." "OH FOR GODS SAKE OK. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" "ok first off, calm down. pretend im kaedead or something idk." "ok, fiiiine" "but before we talk you need to take that stupid emo hat off" panta boi says bc lets be honest, it is kinda lame. "sshssdhccuchuiyhissygyidd ok i took it off. just spill the tea, s i s" "ok so i overheard ultimate virgin talking about her, um, lets say, e x p e r i e n c e s with who i can only assume was kiibo. that shit sounded so made up i could write it when i was a toddler. and im a fucking dumbass, so-" "did you come hear just to shit talk miu?" "uhhhhh.... n o - " "oh for gods sake kokichi why are you like this" "hey, that wasnt the o n l y reason i came here. i came for ~you~ 😼" "ok i know im cool cuz i'm a protag and all but what is even remotely interesting about me? literally nothing. yeah, i had an obsession with danganronpa or whatevs but that's not that cool. im just some shy emo boy (my name) kins because they're a stupid baby." "you do have a point there." "ok but when i said you, i meant y o u. how are you not catching on jesus you're as clueless as gonta at literally anything." "bro im not picking up here" emo hat says, literally clueless. "ok. 2 words. love hotel." "love hotel? nandayoOOOHHH I UNDERSTAND NOW-" "yeeaaahhhh" "FOR PERSONAL REASONS I W I L L BE PASSING AWAY." shuichi dragged panta outside while yelling "OUT OUT OUT OUT OOUUUTTT!!" and he double locked his door this time, he even thought about barricading it. oh well.
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dr1
aoi was living her best life, munching on a donut, when this DUSTY, CRUSTY, MUSTY, STOMACH BUSTY, LOOKIN' RUSTY, CONSTANTLY LUSTY-ING FOR TIDDIES ASS CREEPIZOID D A R E S TO APPROACH HER.ok she's not that uncomfy, considering the cafeteria is for everyone, so he was probably just getting a snack or something. but no. this OBESE CAT LOOKIN ASS GOES UP TO OUR SWIMMING QWEEN AND HAS THE N E R V E TO ASK "hey, are your boobs real?" "..." hina was in actual shock. she couldn't believe how fucking abbrupt that was and how uncomfortably flirtacious, you could say, yamada was being. "e- excuse me?!" donutlover69 says out of pure shock. "just curious. i wanna know if they're naturally that big." "OK, FIRST OFF, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN N E E D TO KNOW THAT. IDFC IF YOU'RE JUST "CURIOUS", YOU DON'T DO THAT. WERE YOU TAUGHT. MANNERS AT ALL??!!! SECONDLY, THATS LITERALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND JUST SO YOU KNOE, ITS SEXUAL ASSAULT IN A WAY IG. AND MY TIDDIES BELONG TO SAKURA AND SAKURA O N L Y. SO GO BACK TO THAT MUSTY CAVE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF BEFORE I GO WINDMILL ON YOUR ASS. YOU WILL GET CHOPPED. I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES." "i-um—!" "i knew you could stand up for yourself well. that's a key skill to have" a voice in the distance said. "hold on...sakura?!" "i'm glad you can defend yourself so well 🥰" "hold on. this was just a setup?" "you got it. i used yamada as the opposing force in this situation because, let's be real here, we all know he has experience." "hey!" "anyways, about what you said earlier. do your tiddies really belong to me?" "call me kamakura, bc yas kween 😌." sakura and hina proceeded to eat donuts 🍩 together while fat cat manga guy cried in a corner. celestia witnessed the whole thing. needless to say she enjoyed him being absolutely d e s t ro y e d by aois insults 😌✌️✨💫❤️🔥.
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why does she look like a horse eye-
v3 but make it gayer
tenko was being the raging lesbian she is when one day, the unthinkable happened. a DEGENERATE M A L E DARED TO APPROACH HERRR?? ABSOLUTELY R E P UL S I VE. OBVIOUSLY SHE DID NOT STAND FOR THIS SO SHE STARED HIM DEAD IN THE EYE IN HOPES THAT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK HIS SPINE. "oh hey tenko, i was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat later. yknow, as frien-" "DEGENERATE MALE" tenko screeched as she pointed at him with flavour. "I'LL GO EASY ON YOU LATER IF YOU RETREAT RIGHT NOW" "listen pal, you already know i don't even wanna survive this killing game. do your worst. i am literally begging you please kill me. no one will. i have no reason to live anymore. TENKO PLEASE-" tenko was stunned that a degenerate such as ryoma was accepting his fate. i mean, she knew this, but didn't really process it. "i don't want you to gain happiness from this experience, so i refuse." "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY WONT ANYONE JUST KILL ME ALREADY" *text from kirumi* "yo come to your lab later-"
spicy extra: nagito x sans
nagito was punching people with his fists of hope when he noticed snas' segsy ass class but the class is silent. he wanted a bite of that just like he wanted a bite of a hope bagel immediately. he walked up to the 4'9" boney man (no like, hes literally a skeleton) and asked if he crawled out of hell because woo he was smoking hot. snas said his ass class belongs to papyrus and NO ONE ELSE. nagito sighed so loudly mikan heard it when she was um... dealing with junkos uterus. she burst into tears like the little bitch she is. anyways, the warriors of hope drop kicked him and papyrus into the sun the end bitches.
hey guys welcome back to i wrote this when i didn't know that much about danganronpa so don't mind how stupid it is the next part is way better i promise 😌
