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Alyzsa
9:01 AM

Faris:
Alyzsa

Alyzsa:
oh

ano

lalapit ka ngayon saking may kailangan ka

gago

di ko sasabihin

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Faris:
I'm your only friend

atleast say who texted it

Alyzsa:
oppxz

🤐

Faris:
what do you want?

I'll buy it for you?

I'll give you a year supply of dragon seeds

Alyzsa:
REALLY??

RICH AF

SARAP MAGKAROON NG RICH NA FRIEND BOI

SANA FOREVER NA TAYONG FRIENDSHIP

Faris:
tell me first

Alyzsa:
you don't remember anything?

Faris:
what should I remember?

Alyzsa:
uwu

our cry baby forgot how he cried hard last night

pasalamat kayo mabait akong tao

kung hindi iniwan ko na kayo don sa bar at pinalapa sa mga babaeng mas hayok pa kay Badden

Faris:
what the fuck are you saying?

Alyzsa:
wag mo ko murahin!

Faris:
okay

fine

I'm sorry

Alyzsa:
good

well

you really cried hard last night or should I say earlier

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Faris:
why the hell would I do that

Alyzsa:
malay ko

basta banggit ka ng banggit ng pangalan

di ko lang maintindihan kung sino

Faris:
what the hell?

niloloko mo ba ako?

Alyzsa:
wag mo na ko tanungin

buset ka

Faris:
okay

I'm sorry again

Alyzsa:
and the one who fidgeted in your phone is you

walang iba boi

ikaw lang

mapambintang ka

Faris:
are you fucking kidding me?

I am certain that I am not the one who texted that

Alyzsa:
edi bahala ka

umiiyak ka non tapos may ginagawa ka sa phone mong hindi ko maintindihan

bagsak na yong dalawa kaya imposibleng sila

Faris:
fuck this life

Alyzsa:
HAHAHAAHAHAH wawa naman u