"PUSSY!!! HAHA BILL DENBOROUGH, SLAYER OF GOBLINS, EATER OF CUM, IS A PUSSY!" Richie Tozier laughed hysterically.
"Richie shut up why don't you?" Beverly Marsh rolled her eyes. "He is not a pussy simply for choosing truth."
"I dunno Bev, sounds kind of pussy-ish to me." Mike said, smiling smugly.
"We're gonna ignore the eater of cum thing? A'ight." Stanley grinned.
"And slayer of goblins. Bill don't kill Eddie we're kinda fond of him." Ben added in.
"Hey!" Eddie protested.
"C..c..can I get my t..t..truth or not?" Bill asked, exasperated.
"Sure Bill. Are you straight?" Beverly asked him seriously.
Richie gasped. "Beverly you can't just ask people why they're straight! Wait."
"Tozier I swear to god if that was a mean girls reference..." Eddie mumbled.
"Yes and no." Bill answered quietly.
The rest of them stared at Bill.
"Wanna repeat that Big Bill?" Richie asked him.
"Y...y..yes, I like girls but I like one guy so..."
Beverly looked at him blankly for a second. And then she burst out laughing.
"I fucking knew it! And I bet I know who as well." She wiggled her eyebrows at him.
"O...o..okay anybody e...else sp..speak." Bill said quickly.
"It's your turn Bill." Mike reminded him.
"O..oh yeah. Eddie, t..t..truth or dare."
"Dare motherfucker. I'm not a pussy."
"Whatever you say Edward." Richie whispered.
"Shut up Richard."
Bill glanced at Beverly, entertained. Bev was grinning smugly.
"E..Eddie I dare you t...t..to t..t..take your shirt off." Bill giggled.
"Woah Billium. Don't wanna catch a case there."
"We're 14, how can we 'catch a case' Richie?" Stan replied.
"Uh. Do I have to?" Eddie asked sheepishly.
"Y..yeah and you've gotta k..keep it off for the rest of the g..g..game." Bill smirked, glancing at Richie.
"Come on Eddie. I thought you said you weren't a pussy." Beverly teased.
"This is peer pressure." Eddie mumbled angrily, but took off his shirt.
And if Richie stared for longer than is necessary, nobody would know about that.
"Ok Rich, truth or dare."
"Truth."
"Wimp," Eddie grumbled. "What is your deepest secret?"
Richie's breath got caught in his throat.
"How massive my wang is." Richie said quickly. Beverly cackled and Stanley rolled his eyes.
"Truth or dare Ben." Richie looked at him evilly.
"Truth?" He answered nervously. Eddie rubbed his bare chest.
"Who's your crush?" Richie asked him, mock innocently. They all knew that Ben had been head over heels for Bev for years.
"I- I- Um- I-" he stumbled over his words, blushing furiously.
Mike smiled sympathetically. "It's ok Ben you don't have to answer. Just ask somebody else."
"Dammit." Richie grumbled.
"Beverly truth or dare."
The Loser's were sitting in Bill's basement playing silly games. What they thought was a simple little game of truth or dare would uncover Richie's secret, for better or for worse.
"It's been a while, so Eddie truth or dare." Beverly asked him. They had played a whole round without him having a turn.
"I'm not picking dare again because it's fucking cold. Truth." Eddie rubbed his arms, although the temperature couldn't have been below 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
a little thing i've stopped writing but i thought it was funny and i haven't updated in a while so have this
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Reddie OneShots
Random*FRONT COVER THINGY ISNT WORKING* I know, it's a very creative name. Anyway, it is what it says. REDDIE!!! Feel free to correct grammar and spelling, I'm probably gonna be writing at like 3 am so excuse that. I don't really know what I'll be writing...
