Every now and then we seem to be associated with the spirit of Boredom😑
Whether you are outside at a party with people you don't know
Or inside with no light and your phone is about to die😫😫😫
There are things we do every now and then to keep us busy
First of all, the biggest mistake you can make is telling your parents that you are BOrED......
Naija Parents
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It is well with you
They will give you a full list of chores. For example
Mum: Precious
Me: Ma!!
Mum: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing mummy
Mum: Oyah come. Take that 1000 go and buy crayfish N100, Titus sardine N280, Tomatoes N100, Pepper N50, Onions N100. We have curry, thyme, Maggi and meat. Wen u com bak, go start to cook the stew. Then give N300 to Oga Peter. After that go and meet Aunty Nene to give you my food flask. Then as you are going carry the dustbin and throw away the dirty. Leave the basket in front of the house. Then tell your brother to bring my Tab(phone), my small phone and my slippers. After that one go to the stair case and sweep it very well infact mop it and join. From the go to Mama Ebuka store and collect N5000 from her hand. Remove the curtain and soak them. I don't want to wait for you oooh! Be fast!
Me trying to register all she just said
Also Me:Yes ma
When you are half way down the stairs case
Mum: PRECIOUS!!!!
Me: Ma!!!
The way Nigerian parents call your name is wonderful. You would think you committed a crime......
Mum: Don't forget groundnut oil
Precious: Yes ma.
I am not saying you should lie to your parents that you are occupied when you are not. I am just giving some examples. Please always do what your parents tell you to.......
Abegi ooo before I enta trouble
I no go de da time🙄
Any way. It is not only chores.
You have to at least and let me stress that Least read your books. I don't mean online storie o
I mean your Educational Books. Sometimes I just hide my phone in between my note in the name of reading(Do not try this. Do not read your books very well and hard. Before you will say that I taught you how not to read.....)
Some times after chores we go to our neighbors' house or they will come to our own
We will talk and gist and then gist and talk
Or sometimes
We help each other with house chores. Watch TV if NEPA wills it to be.
PHCN or NEPA is the Power Holding Community of Nigeria. They supply electricity to the whole country. But they misbehave a lot
I may have not listed everything but from my perspective this is how I am and most people I know spend their bored times.
Bye bye ooooh🏃🏃
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The Nigerian Teen
HumorThis is a book about different things about Nigeria. From food to greeting to dressings and all sorts. I can also bring out some experiences at least one or two Nigerians can relate too. Enjoy ...
