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Contact name;
My thot✨
San:
Yunho said the 99 liners are going to the theme park later
My thot✨:
Why didn't he just text me?
San:
He said he blocked you after seeing you dance to wap 🤦♂️
My thot✨:
HOW DARE HE!?
I'm literally so hot I can make the pope cum while he is praying
San:
Wooyoung.
My thot✨:
Yes daddy?
San:
Why didn't you dance in front of me?
:((
My thot✨:
because you would sign me up for Bible studies if I did 🤷♀️
San:
Still.
Don't do that in front of anyone else except for me
My thot✨:
I just nutted over your possessiveness
🔮👄🔮
San:
Can't you be romantic for me at least once?
My thot✨:
Ofc I can
San:
Okay try it then
My thot✨:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilised
San:
I think my dick just deflated thanks to you
My thot✨:
Then bury it in my ass 💞
San:
Soon.
My thot✨:
Sometimes I wish I was your textbooks.
San:
Oh no
Pls don't elaborate
My thot✨:
So that you could slam me on your table and do me all night
San:
Such words from a little boy like you
My thot✨:
Why watch porn when we can make our own?
San:
I-
My thot✨:
Your little toe is luckier than me
San:
Wtf Wooyoung
My thot✨:
I mean, you bang it on every furniture you own 😔
San:
💀💀
IM BEGGING YOU STOP
My thot✨:
I can't open up to you yet, but I can open my legs
San:
Okay that's enough
Those were um very romantic
My thot✨:
How bout you give me your romantic line?
San:
Okay
You're my treasure
My thot✨:
Aww you're so sweet
San:
Ofc darling, treasures are meant to be buried
My thot✨:
Fuck you BITCH
San:
How hard?
My thot✨:
😳😳
(A/n) yep Wooyoung gay panicked after all his thirsty lines 🤷♀️💀💀
- m.k_haneul <3
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Woosan | one shots <3
FanfictionBook 1 of 'woosan collection' mix of one shots and text au cause sometimes I like writing without a story plot for once ✨
