A A A A A H H H H---

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

" Hell-o." I said with a dumb smile on my face.
" How y'all doin'?" I asked, my eyes slightly red.
" If you did not know, this book is full of questionable, sad shit. Read the description or somethin..."

" AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CAME HERE BECAUSE SOME PEEPS  TOLD ME TO PUBLISH THIS ( which is totally okay, uwu, love u guys ). YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT IS GONNA HAPPEN."

" Basically, this is a safe place for ( mostly hazbin ) fans who have fantasies or whatever with a character. So if you're here to diss/piss/bully/fight/hate, then I kindly ask you to get out cause we don't want that shit here, hun<3, tysm."

" In this book, there'll be:
• Rants which you can talk and relate to
• Shitposts/memes to make us laugh after having a breakdown
• Life hacks/tips with dealing stuff cause, yo...I wanna help cause it hurts dude.
• Special one-shots ( character x reader ) for people who wanna be seen with their crush. You can request here or I can send you the one shot just for you by PM if you want, as long as it makes you happy and comfortable!
• Hazbin related stuff...naturally. sorry, im #obssessed
• Literally anything<3"

I apologize if i like...go overboard with the fangirling---

I MEAN WHO CARES!? FANGIRLING/BOYING HAS NO LIMITS

" And just a little about me so you can trust me or get at least comfortable around me and stuff-"

Facts about moi :

• My nickname is Cherry, like Cherri Bomb. Yes.
• I'm a closeted omnisexual teen ( feel guilty about it sometimes •3• )
• I'm an introvert/ambivert...depends.
• I have strict ass parents but I still get away with stuff like sneaking out to go skateboarding-
• I ain't a bad person, okay? I just bend the rules sometimes. To be honest, I genuinely care and would love to have some friends cause I don't have friends irl:'))
• I went to a few therapy sessions so I know a think or two about venting and all
• You can always vent on me but please don't say like...stuff just for attention. Y'know like...fake depression? It ain't cool dude.
• Procrastination is my hobby✌︎
• Along with reading, writing, animating, squealing, crying, fangirling-
• I am a total weirdo.
• I have fantasies with a white and pink, gay spider demon pornstar who was part of an Italian mafia and has an adorable pet pig that is somehow in hell. He is named after a drug and is sexy af.

PSH- NO, HAHA. IT ISN'T- yes, its Angel Dust.

Anyway, y'all do whatever. EXCEPT FOR HATE SHIT. Ask me stuff or an advice, can be through pm or comment:))

The reason I decided to publish this book is to help others with this...weird, fanstuff, rollercoaster feeling. ( And because someone ( i love y'all ) suggested to publish this cause ahhh, the damn feels )
But, it's also because a lot of the people I know here are, well...usually feeling down and it sucks, especially at this time. Like no one is there to support them and such so, just wanted to say I'm here for y'all<3

Just a note I'll leave before editing this chapter:

I made this book like weeks or a month ago to help me deal with stuff...mostly fangirling over hazbin because i have reasons i'll probably explain sometime.
The whole point is to just be yourself in here, act like that crazy dude you are. Be someone you really are and not pretend to be someone else and all. Just come back here, laugh, cry, whatever. The real people in this place won't know. It's kinda like...spilling your emotions out here. Not the ' too emotional ' emotions, just the fangirling shit. Lmao, okay, ahhh---
Idk if i should publish or ehh, kinda wanna help others tho-
Probs soon??? hhh, we love Angel<333

Aight, let's get on with this...messy, crazy book-

Seeeee youuuuuuuu----