Three Chipmunks, One Y/N

Chapter Two - Time Out

Y/n wiped the shit off her plump ass and flushed the toilet. She left the bathroom, not bothering to wash her feces covered hands. Y/n walked into her bedroom, the floorboards creaking with every thunderous stomp she made. She needed to blow off some steam. Y/n's volcanic pussy was erupting with cum like a geyser. Y/n locked her door, or so she thought. And climbed onto her bed and took her large collection of toys out of her nightstand. The girl started to pleasure herself when Simon opened the door, not bothering to knock because he didn't think it mattered that much. Y/n hears a screech and sees Simon in front of her. His circular glasses are fogged up and his chest is rising and falling rapidly with his breath. His left nostril is oozing blood and it stains his fur. 
"I wasn't expecting visitors."
Y/n grabs a small post it note, trying to cover her nude body. 
"You don't need to hide from me."
Simon attempts to reassure Y/n, but she rushes out of the room in embarrassment and runs a bath with bubbles, rose petals, and lavender scented candles to give the room a romantic atmosphere. 
"I need some me time. It is National Self-Care Day, after all."
Y/n thinks, testing the water temperature and deciding to hop in. She slowly lowers her body and sinks into the warm liquid, then closes her eyes in delight and reaches for the nearest object on the side of the bath tub. She unknowingly grabs onto Alvin and squeezes him like a soap bottle, assuming that his small body was her deluxe Bath & Body Works cream. Streamy poop pours out of his rectum from the pressure of his colon being squeezed. She thinks it is a face mask and rubs it into her skin, her pores greedily suck in the substance like a vacuum. Alvin holds in his breath and prays that this will be over soon. Y/n then continues to keep her eyes closed as she grabs onto what she thinks is her shower loofa. It is actually Alvin. She uses him to lather up the soap all over her body. Y/n reaches down and uses Alvin to clean her yeast ridden vagina. A sense of bliss swept over Alvin's furry body as Y/n rubbed him against her wet skin. This was a once in a lifetime experience so he took advantage of it. Alvin relaxed his muscles and let the contentment overtake him. Y/n finished washing and opened her eyes, draining the water and completing her skin care routine with all natural polar bear milk and organic aborted fish eggs. They were so expensive so she made sure to get her use out of them.

Alvin watches from a corner, touching himself with Y/n's actual shower loofa. Y/n put on a sequined bikini with a skimpy mink fur coat on top. She secretly worked as a stripper at night. No one could know. No one would accept her. Alvin realized what she was doing and gasped. Y/n looked in the direction the sound had come from but assumed it was just her mind playing tricks. Y/n spritzed some Victoria's Secret perfume on herself and went off to work. Dave had left for work hours ago and wouldn't be back for another two weeks because he was on a business trip. The three chipmunks met up in the living room to chat.
"I think I'm in love."
Theodore said, looking into the distance dreamily.
"Me too."
Simon agreed, pressing his hand to his tiny chipmunk heart.
"You guys are lovesick. It disgusts me."
Alvin fired back, making a fake vomit sound.
"You wouldn't understand...Lately you've been so gloomy. Alvin, you've changed."
Simon confronted Alvin.
"Yeah...But Y/n...She makes me feel complete. I can't describe it."
Alvin admits, his prideful tone quieting shyly.
"But I'm in love with Y/n too!"
Theodore said possessively.
"I loved Y/n first! This isn't fair! She belongs to me!" 
Simon put his hands on his hips, scowling.

The chipmunks turned their attention to Y/n when she let out a sob.
"I don't belong to any of you! You can't treat me like a sex object!!!"

She stormed down the hallway and locked herself in her room and stayed isolated for the next two days. Y/n ordered absurd quantities of Chinese takeout food and her pussy felt so warm and full of soy sauce. The chipmunks repeatedly text her but she left their worried messages on read. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore come up with a solution. They would sing a song together for her. The chipmunks spent a few days practicing before breaking down Y/n's door and singing. 
"Before I die I'm tryna fuck you baby
Hopefully we don't have no babies
I don't even wanna go back home
Hopefully you don't leave when I'm gone"
The chipmunks sing in perfect harmony.
Y/n broke out into fits of laughter and sighed.
"That's so sweet of y'all! Thanks for that performance!"

-Time skip-

Y/n needed to go grocery shopping because every resident of the Seville household collectively ran out of lube. Theodore offered to go to the supermarket with her so she brought him along. It was really cold outside when Y/n walked out to her car and she started shivering. Theodore crawled up her leg and snuggled up against her cheek to help Y/n stay warm. They both blushed and made their way to the store. As the two shopped, they passed the diet pills aisle. Theo sighed and looked down at his morbidly obese body. Y/n knew how he felt, she was insecure too.
"It's okay Theodore. You're perfect the way you are."
Y/n cupped his rotund cheek and caressed his face gently. Theodore let out a cat-like mewl.
"Did you just...purr?"
Y/n retracted her hand in disgust. She hurriedly her got away from him, riding her shopping cart like a skateboard. Theodore sat there mortified and then scrambled off to his secret tunnel under the Mexico border.