"The sun is too bright and your presence is alarmingly unpleasant." with Kokichi and Kaito!
"Urgh," Kaito grumbled, gripping his pillow tighter as he turned his head away from the light filtering through his blinds.
"Oh wow, Momo-chan is already awake!" A voice lilted suddenly.
The astronaut jerked up into a sitting position, head pounding all the while, only to turn and see Kokichi Ouma sitting next to him.
"What the- what the hell are you doin' in my room?"
"Whaaa?" Kokichi whined, "You don't remember our romantic tryst last night? I'm so hurt!"
"Romant- You've gotta be lying!" Kaito's eyes widened and his face reddened as he spoke.
Kokichi laughed, "Okay, okay, you got me! But I'm here to check up on you!" He began to frown, tears welling up in his eyes, "But Momo-chan doesn't even want me here! Waaaaah!"
Kaito covered his ears, slamming his body back into his pillow, "Ughh, shut up, Ouma! The sun is already too bright and your presence is alarmingly unpleasant!"
Kokichi face blanked for a moment, before a cruel smile adorned it, "Well if that's what Momota thinks, then I'll leave him alone."
He turned, sauntering towards the door.
Kaito frowned, something didn't feel right. He turned to see a cold glass of water and full bottle of aspirin on his bedside table, "Ouma. Wait."
Kokichi spun around, an eyebrow raised in interest.
"I just meant you're too loud. What with your fake cryin' and shit. If you wanna be quiet and stay..." He trailed off, face almost as red as the solo cup filled with water next to him.
Kokichi practically beamed, a wide smile on his face, and Kaito realized his blush could somehow get even darker.
The astronaut rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly, "You can tell me what actually happened last night."
Kokichi nodded, hopping into bed with Kaito, thrusting the glass of water into his hands, "Oooh! I'm so excited! Okay, okay! Well it all started one dark and stormy night-"
"It wasn't stormy at all last night?!" Kaito yelled, causing his own head to throb at the noise.
"Oops, you got me!" Kokichi grinned, "Okay, I'll start over! Anyways it was-"
Kaito let out a large sigh.
This was going to be a long morning.
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Danganronpa Oneshot Collection
FanfictionThis contains oneshots and drabbles from various Danganronpa ships. (Excluding Oumasai, because I have a specific book for them.) Explicit/smut content will be marked with a lemon for clairty's sake. (May contain canon typical violence and/or langua...
